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The amount of effort that my brain takes to wake me up is fucking remarkable. Because wym I’m thinking about all my problems as soon as I wake up???
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THE CEASEFIRE HAS COMMENCED The ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia took effect at 4:00am Moscow time on October 27, 2026.    Timing was accelerated two days ahead of schedule to protect the safety of civilians and to facilitate the delivery of critical humanitarian aid. The ceasefire’s geographic area has expanded beyond Oleshky, within the Kherson Region, to provide safe passage for the humanitarian convoys.       General Valery Gerasimov, Joint Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces has confirmed.
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An engineer I know just asked to borrow $10 because his car is getting towed. I think I’m gonna be sick.
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Working families need access to affordable child care.
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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U.S. Labor Force and Employment by Sex September 2026 Total labor force: Approximately 170 million Men: Approximately 52.9% Women: Approximately 47.1% Total employed: 164.5 million Unemployed, seeking work: 7 million % of unemployed who are men: 54.4% % of unemployed who are women: 45.6% Overall unemployment rate: 4.2% Male unemployment rate: 4.3% Female unemployment rate: 4.0% Male labor-force participation rate: 67.2% Female labor-force participation rate: 56.7% Special notes: Roughly 120k - 130k college aged males enlist in the military every year; compared to 30k - 40k women. 70% of college aged women go to college Vs 55% of college aged men go to college. Most in demand jobs are arising from female dominated industries such as healthcare, education, social work, and human resourcing. Cc @BLS_gov
Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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Man, this got me right in the feelings.
Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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POLITCAL AD GAMBLING AD POLITICAL AD GAMBLING AD PLEASE USE AI WE'VE INVESTED TOO MUCH MONEY AD POLITICAL AD AI AD GAMBLING AD Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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Update. I once again hate myself for spending $75 on this game. Next time I will wait for the sale.
If only I could tell you about the agony of trying to launch this game for the first time.
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How Trenches Became One of History’s Most Important Defenses
🤖 Made with AI
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God help the Future generation from those future Amazonian swamp monsters that will be unleashed.
🚨: It is estimated that in 100 million years, the Earth will take this shape.
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This map is speculative, not an accepted prediction. Scientists have proposed several different supercontinent scenarios for Earth’s distant future (Amasia, Aurica, Novopangaea, Pangaea Proxima), and there is no consensus on Earth’s shape in 100 million years. Sources: doi.org/10.1016/j.glop… doi.org/10.1029/2019EA…
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If only I could tell you about the agony of trying to launch this game for the first time.
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how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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How come you can’t zoom on twitter camera?
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A lot of people say the timeline changed sometime in the late ’90s or early 2000s… but I think it really shifted on October 9, 1992, when that meteorite slammed into a parked Chevy Malibu in Peekskill, New York. Babies born since are different lol.
1992 a meteor hit her car. Back in New Jersey and New York almost everybody I knew had “the accent”.
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Our first lady on the front lines. Who would’ve thought. Great job @FLOTUS45 Melania!
First Lady Melania Trump Secures Ceasefire Between Russia and Ukraine, Localized to Oleshky FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE First Lady Melania Trump successfully secured a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, localized to the city of Oleshky. Both nations agreed to temporarily stop all military action in Oleshky to allow for humanitarian aid to enter and to prepare a civilian evacuation through a designated safe passageway. The localized ceasefire will begin on October 29, 2026. “The situation in Oleshky is dire. Oleshky is a front-line war city on the brink of disaster. Oleshky’s remaining population is comprised primarily of elderly residents who urgently need medical attention, medicine, food, and clean water,” said First Lady Melania Trump. “The people of Oleshky have limited electricity, live amid mined roads, and endure regular military attacks. It was abundantly clear that without my intervention, the possibility to bring humanitarian aid into the city and to evacuate the elderly would be impossible.” First Lady Melania Trump and her representative worked directly with Russian and Ukrainian leadership to define the terms of the localized ceasefire. The First Lady initiated discussions with both nations and aligned the parties on the agreement’s objectives, technical procedures, timing, processes, and terms, in her formal role as Exclusive Intermediary. “Non-military, civilian leaders from both countries will work together to visit Oleshky residents in their homes and determine the level of assistance they require. Residents who wish to evacuate will receive coordinated support and transportation to their preferred destination. I anticipate some will want to go to Russia, and some to Ukraine,” said First Lady Melania Trump. The First Lady continued, “I have also secured an impartial American media organization to accompany and document Russian and Ukrainian teams on the ground throughout the process. This will play a significant role in ensuring that the wishes of each family are faithfully respected.” The exigent circumstances of Oleshky came to First Lady Melania Trump’s attention during a private discussion at her Fostering the Future Together event in New York City during the 81st United Nations General Assembly. “My representative and I immediately leveraged the communication channel we established with Russia and Ukraine through the previous six reunifications of 34 children. Both nations promptly assigned teams to coordinate the complex mechanics involved, including demining. All parties have worked around the clock since that moment,” explained First Lady Melania Trump. All media inquiries for the Office of the First Lady should be directed to. About Oleshky Oleshky is located in southern Ukraine, directly across from the Dnipro River in Kherson. Before the war, roughly 24,000 people lived in Oleshky. Today, an estimated 1700-2000 residents remain, primarily older people who have been unable to leave, along with approximately 50 children. There has not been a formal demographic count in Oleshky since 2022. Since the war began, the city has remained on the front line, with much of its population displaced or evacuated. Following the destruction of the Kakhovka Dam, approximately 90 percent of the city’s territory was flooded. Distributed on October 23rd, 2026.
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Bro we are reaching levels of cringe not yet seen since 2011.
JUST IN: Palantir cofounder Joe Lonsdale reveals his wife uses a Grok Bot called “Trad bot” to help raise their 6 children.
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Why is DocuSign always a bitch to sign into? I have sso
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i can’t even imagine the type of evil shit he did during this night
Almost 3 years ago, Diddy pulled up on Tyler, The Creator while dressed as the Joker for Halloween 🎃
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