The amount of effort that my brain takes to wake me up is fucking remarkable. Because wym I’m thinking about all my problems as soon as I wake up???
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THE CEASEFIRE HAS COMMENCED
The ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia took effect at 4:00am Moscow time on October 27, 2026.
Timing was accelerated two days ahead of schedule to protect the safety of civilians and to facilitate the delivery of critical humanitarian aid. The ceasefire’s geographic area has expanded beyond Oleshky, within the Kherson Region, to provide safe passage for the humanitarian convoys.
General Valery Gerasimov, Joint Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces has confirmed.
An engineer I know just asked to borrow $10 because his car is getting towed. I think I’m gonna be sick.
Working families need access to affordable child care.
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.
Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.
When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
U.S. Labor Force and Employment by Sex
September 2026
Total labor force: Approximately 170 million
Men: Approximately 52.9%
Women: Approximately 47.1%
Total employed: 164.5 million
Unemployed, seeking work: 7 million
% of unemployed who are men: 54.4%
% of unemployed who are women: 45.6%
Overall unemployment rate: 4.2%
Male unemployment rate: 4.3%
Female unemployment rate: 4.0%
Male labor-force participation rate: 67.2%
Female labor-force participation rate: 56.7%
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Roughly 120k - 130k college aged males enlist in the military every year; compared to 30k - 40k women.
70% of college aged women go to college Vs 55% of college aged men go to college.
Most in demand jobs are arising from female dominated industries such as healthcare, education, social work, and human resourcing.
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Jesus fucking CHRIST.
God help the Future generation from those future Amazonian swamp monsters that will be unleashed.
🚨: It is estimated that in 100 million years, the Earth will take this shape.
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A lot of people say the timeline changed sometime in the late ’90s or early 2000s… but I think it really shifted on October 9, 1992, when that meteorite slammed into a parked Chevy Malibu in Peekskill, New York.
Babies born since are different lol.
Our first lady on the front lines. Who would’ve thought.
Great job @FLOTUS45 Melania!
First Lady Melania Trump Secures Ceasefire Between Russia and Ukraine, Localized to Oleshky
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
First Lady Melania Trump successfully secured a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, localized to the city of Oleshky. Both nations agreed to temporarily stop all military action in Oleshky to allow for humanitarian aid to enter and to prepare a civilian evacuation through a designated safe passageway.
The localized ceasefire will begin on October 29, 2026.
“The situation in Oleshky is dire. Oleshky is a front-line war city on the brink of disaster. Oleshky’s remaining population is comprised primarily of elderly residents who urgently need medical attention, medicine, food, and clean water,” said First Lady Melania Trump. “The people of Oleshky have limited electricity, live amid mined roads, and endure regular military attacks. It was abundantly clear that without my intervention, the possibility to bring humanitarian aid into the city and to evacuate the elderly would be impossible.”
First Lady Melania Trump and her representative worked directly with Russian and Ukrainian leadership to define the terms of the localized ceasefire. The First Lady initiated discussions with both nations and aligned the parties on the agreement’s objectives, technical procedures, timing, processes, and terms, in her formal role as Exclusive Intermediary.
“Non-military, civilian leaders from both countries will work together to visit Oleshky residents in their homes and determine the level of assistance they require. Residents who wish to evacuate will receive coordinated support and transportation to their preferred destination. I anticipate some will want to go to Russia, and some to Ukraine,” said First Lady Melania Trump.
The First Lady continued, “I have also secured an impartial American media organization to accompany and document Russian and Ukrainian teams on the ground throughout the process. This will play a significant role in ensuring that the wishes of each family are faithfully respected.”
The exigent circumstances of Oleshky came to First Lady Melania Trump’s attention during a private discussion at her Fostering the Future Together event in New York City during the 81st United Nations General Assembly.
“My representative and I immediately leveraged the communication channel we established with Russia and Ukraine through the previous six reunifications of 34 children. Both nations promptly assigned teams to coordinate the complex mechanics involved, including demining. All parties have worked around the clock since that moment,” explained First Lady Melania Trump.
All media inquiries for the Office of the First Lady should be directed to.
About Oleshky
Oleshky is located in southern Ukraine, directly across from the Dnipro River in Kherson. Before the war, roughly 24,000 people lived in Oleshky. Today, an estimated 1700-2000 residents remain, primarily older people who have been unable to leave, along with approximately 50 children.
There has not been a formal demographic count in Oleshky since 2022. Since the war began, the city has remained on the front line, with much of its population displaced or evacuated. Following the destruction of the Kakhovka Dam, approximately 90 percent of the city’s territory was flooded.
Distributed on October 23rd, 2026.



















