engineer. F1. Manchester United. Harry Potter

Uyo, Nigeria
Joined February 2021
my mama go dey hide things like say she dey live with thieves, i don cut yam finish like this i no see oil i go use fry am.
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Nigerian men dawg, even Spiderman babe no safe💔
JUST IN: Tobey Maguire marries his ex-wife to another man, officiating her lavish Hawaiian wedding to billionaire heir Geoff Ogunlesi.
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Broo life is soo tough, I don’t even understand why it gets this hard.
i got a great-paying job in mid-august. the pay was so good that the money i sent my mum from my first salary made her cry and pray for me. today, it’s october. i’ve been laid off from that job, and i’ve laid my mum at the morgue back home. how are you doing today?
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😭. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen this month.
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Na only NYSC I see say to go party na by force
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God abeg. 😭😭😭
i want to do this, but i heard it’s painful as fuck.
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Meat on the grill inflation 💔💔💔💔💔
Still at it… 2023 2026
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Red Bull are making better strategy calls with a BROKEN one-way radio than Ferrari with a fully functioning one. 😭💀 You genuinely cannot make this up. #F1 | #SingaporeGP
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Only sport where a ticket gets you 4% of the sport. See a car for 1.1 seconds, 58 times. Also from personal experience, the only sport where the people at home have to text the people at the venue to tell them what's happening.
F1 might be the greatest scam of the decade Totally unwatchable IRL, 50x oversupplied for paddock tickets who are just random IBM and Oracle employees, and full of new environment propaganda Zero
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caps (2026) [17/23]
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That’s quite an unexplored but very plausible angle.
Pelumi Joseph on why Dangote is selling his Refinery IPO He says it's not doing it because he needs the money. His target of 10 million investors is an equivalent of an electoral base. Which gives him insurance against government intervention and protects his refinery.
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You can be chilling doing your own thing and a girl will assign u a task to do
They're actually looking so cute together
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OMG I WOULD COMMIT
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Antonelli mama dey pray gan o 😭😭😭 what the hell is this
🚨 | BREAKING: George Russell has received an additional 20-place grid penalty for changing his Energy Store and Control Electronics. This means he will serve a combined 60-place grid penalty in Singapore.
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In case you missed it, the Lagos-Calabar coastal road project would no longer go through the coast after Lagos and Ogun states. Instead, it would detour inland though Edo State to join the East-West Road. Mr Umahi calls this "a wonderful engineering decision by Mr President" 🤣
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Aye mr bitches he was talking about the console
Don’t be a loser. Make money, be smart, work out, and don’t be afraid to approach any girl. The moment you start thinking a girl is way out of your league and you don’t stand a chance, you’ve already developed a loser’s mentality.
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isso é prostituição
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JUST IN: Kremlin reveals neither Trump nor Putin wanted to hang up first during their “very friendly” 90-minute phone call.
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Y’all will never guess who called me last night after almost 20 years apart. Ok you can probably guess!
randomly remembered how my 1st BF kept a mannequin “Woody” in the front seat of his tiny red car. “Why?” “So people don’t break into my car.” 2006. We were at a concert in Bigfork, MT. 100°F. Lights & sirens in the parking lot. Many firetrucks. Ambulance. The music stops (1/3)
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