No one is forcing you to tip the bartender. Just like no one is forcing you to wash your hands or wipe your ass after you take a shit. But it’s a very nice thing to do and people very much appreciate it when you do!

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thedudeman45 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:45 PM UTC

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baby genius · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:48 PM UTC

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Who she’s telling you not to worry about 😈

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baby genius · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:22 PM UTC

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Recent days in purgatory. Look how happy I am.

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baby genius · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:41 PM UTC

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Never had this very cliche office thing happen to me before but someone straight up ate my lunch out of the fridge

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baby genius · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:51 PM UTC

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I told another coworker and he said “What?? That’s only supposed to happen in sitcoms!”

baby genius · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:46 PM UTC

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It was kinda old leftovers anyways but I took it out to throw it away and realized someone ate 90% of the container lol like at that point you might as well have finished it

craig · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:22 PM UTC

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baby genius · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:23 PM UTC

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I stand by this

baby genius@idiotfetusOct 12

To be clear: I genuinely believe this band means the entire world to John Stamos. I think if there was a zombie version of this band after Mike Love with Stamos at the helm, touring and playing the hits for senior citizens, that would be perfectly acceptable.

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baby genius · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:23 PM UTC

baby genius@idiotfetusOct 28

Militant lesbians and low T queers, if you’re still in line STAY IN LINE

Kevin Berger

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Replying to @SaraForTexLege

Yes the militant lesbians and low T queers can stop going to polls. It’s a lock for the gay abortion pastor who called Jesus trans.

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Amos Moses · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:27 AM UTC

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cant a man not drink his beer in silence cant a man not crudely lie and scream cant a man not control his bitch with violence yall are brutalizing me

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Klonopin Centaur · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:13 PM UTC

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Jess ✨ The Bad Cripple@BadCrippIeOct 26

Zach from The H3 podcast returning to social media to play ‘Hotel California’ by the Eagles

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JAV Titles · Jun 13, 2023 · 1:18 AM UTC

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Men Sucking Piss Through Shorts

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baby genius · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:53 PM UTC

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It was kinda funny at first but now I’m getting sick of reading everyone’s H3 podcast fan fictions

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ExpandableFoam · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:35 AM UTC

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ExpandableFoam@AndrewB18252942Oct 27

If Republicans win the house and senate I will personally guarantee the rollout to each and every adult US citizen a one-year supply of tongue tattoo fruit roll ups.

truthdwellah · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:01 PM UTC

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I bought stakes in Schulz’ estate

baby genius · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:22 PM UTC

baby genius@idiotfetusOct 26

Good friend of mine who’s part of the production team on this show passed my info along and I got invited to audition for one of the lead roles. Casting director said I absolutely knocked it out of the park but they had to go with a chick who wasn’t ugly. That’s just showbiz baby

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilmOct 26

New look at the ‘BAYWATCH’ reboot, starring Stephen Amell, Livvy Dunne and Noah Beck. Releasing January 6 on FOX.