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@idiottguy
 Texas
Joined April 2019
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brittle bones hold my body together
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Guys what if grad school is the answer
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Let’s forget about being afraid😁😄😁
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ROTC ex-roommate from 7 years ago didn’t invite me to his wedding
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If you need to say something just say it
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Chopping it up with a customer asked for his ID and it was Israeli
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Drank some wine time to terrorize my phone
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THE TOM CRUISE FANDOM IS DYING. REPOST IF YOU ARE INTO CRUISING
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Frozen mango
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Blowing my nose on the toilet #HemorrhoidSaturday
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Black Car by Beach House
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I’ve never met anyone who has admitted to being 26 years old… most people lie and say they are 27 which I think is acceptable
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Told supervisor we needed to “wrap this shit up” and immediately got sent home🙂‍↕️😁
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Urgent care playing Bobby shmurda
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26 the age I date a stud
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Anita max win
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Everybody at work had diarrhea today
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Everybody at work is lowkey obsessed with having diarrhea
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Telling a man to watch the beavis and butthead movie
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War documentary but it’s just about working at a grocery store in the most annoying zip code in America
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Girl at smoothie place whispered “oh shit” before handing me my drink
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