nose picker, can’t poop in a public toilet
Bolognese Heights, USA
Joined November 2022
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Happy for you and your family but our hospital births were great. We loved our nurses and doctors, it all went smoothly
Also you have gray hair at a young age so I think you might not be doing so well?
Do everything you can to avoid a hospital birth.
• Hire a midwife
• 3 eggs per day with OJ to get required folate and reduce glucose spike
• Daily movement min 2.5 mile walk every day until baby shows up
• Spinning babies - stretch, chiro & massage
• Soften cervix - dates & raspberry leaf tea
We must avoid system-derived outcomes when the system is so obviously broken and designed for the most dysgenic citizens.
My wife pushed out our 8lb 8oz 21.5” son and she was 105lbs pre-pregnancy. No epidural. No Pitocin. No Vitamin-K: delayed cord clamping will supply it. No vax. No genital mutilation (can make sense if natural skin retraction isn’t good)
We didn’t know the gender until I caught him. The most magical moment of my life.
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99% certain my sons preschool teacher tries to flirt with me and I autistically want to ask my wife’s opinion but that comes with risk
idk what to do here
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When I was little, my brother and I heated up a knee hockey stick over the stove to put a curve on it. We used a paper towel to protect our hands from the heat, and it burned on
20 years later, my baby will leave it with a toy plane in the kitchen for me to clean up at night. Beautiful. God is great
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As if kids in the suburbs down have windows in their cars. My son calls out everything we drive by lmao
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I cannot stress enough that these city obsessed people are downright losers. Irrational idiots. Slop obsessed bug men. Bike riding pieces of shit. They should be rounded up and launched into the sun.
My mom bought a kids book about loving yourself. It’s classic theme and good message, but she didn’t realize how the majority of it focuses on loving your disgusting nappy hair and dark skin
Kelce is great but Gronk is undoubtedly the best tight end of all time and it’s not even close
Some wide receivers block better than Kelce
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