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Shout out to @jasonsudeikis for honoring a friend that passed in the first ep of the newest season of Ted Lasso. 🫡
You’re telling Colonel Trautman from Rambo couldn’t get elected as Mayor of NYC? What is this world coming to?
It’s been over 5 years and god knows how many attempts and @Uber still doesn’t have the correct address for my business. A new employee was taken to the wrong address when he tried to uber to work this morning. Extremely frustrating.
Gonna need until 2026 to smoke that bitch.
Kicking off the New Year with The Woody! This beast of a cigar is all about big vibes for 2025.
#tashabvibin #keepitsmokey #pssita🔥💨💯
#CigarQueenSweetLips #TheWoody #NewYearSmoke
They did Checo dirty by waiting this long. If they had cut him loose earlier in the season, he may still have a seat.
I got a feeling Carlos is Merc’s contingency plan in case Antonelli shits the bed next year. Carlos to Merc and Colapinto back in the Billy.
Vin Scully would seamlessly weave a story about how LA used to be avocado groves as far as you could see in between telling you to turn left at busy intersections with no stop lights.
Makes me feel hella old when I see people I went to HS with and I’m like damn, they look OLD AF. Like these bitches got saggy jowls and shit.
EDGARFINALFINAL.PSD retweeted
Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.
🔗 rollingstone.com/politics/po…
