@idonwannaheewah

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Joined April 2011
If I wasn’t such a cheap bastard I’d weigh 600 lbs easy
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Me as an NC State fan watching Hollywood Smothers play meaningful football and beat the #1 team in the nation.
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It hurts so so much to watch smothers
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I will never not watch
“We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.... Now, watch this drive.” — George W. Bush, 2002.
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3 beers might be peak
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🗞️USA Today Front Page for September 11, 2001
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Why the fuck am I watching an nfl game on Netflix #shrink
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You know what cracka mothafuckas do when they kill a DEER
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This is 1000x worse than anything McAfee has done
Kirk Herbstreit's 'Peter Fan Club' store has officially opened. • Peter-themed apparel • Located in Baton Rouge • Raising Cane's helped launch
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Show this to someone who doesn’t like college football
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NC State does not play football today
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How Charlie Kirk would’ve been moving debating these Lindsay Clancy supporters:
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We’re in hell bruh
HOLLYWOOD SMOTHERS OFF TO THE RACES
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Money gay asl
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I’m literally always doing a bit. You as a man should always be bit maxxing. It’s your god given right.
when i’m in NY i find myself at parties where all the men seem to be speaking as if they’re doing a bit and the bit never stops. “we’re all in on the joke,” an advanced form of peacocking & status sorting where the ultimate alpha is the man who knows the most, the most cavalierly
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Colorado GT one of the worst football games I’ve ever watched
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Referees literally just stole a touchdown from Georgia Tech. One of the biggest botches I have ever seen. Disgraceful.
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It’s amazing what 3 beers can do
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In Dave Doeren we have a football coach who has zero personality, finds fans to be an annoyance until he needs them on game day, and can never get his program to the ACC Championship game. In an era where money is desperately needed this does not seem to be a winning formula.
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The real sickos play golf over watching football
The best time of the year for golf begins today. Beginners are burnt out and stay away from the course. Weather is cooling off and it’s almost pant season. Air will be crisp. Fairways will be open. Balance will be restored
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