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if i had one it would be girthy and bent to the left 🍁

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finally found a pair that fit my thighs :3
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saw the prettiest girl and her thighs were the size of my arms im actually ending my shit
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just passed chick fil a and there were 30 people in the line #makehomophobesscaredagain
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someone's grandpa btw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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what if u find out ur twt sotuationship finds benedict cumberbatch attractive...
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young women please never touch a man
In college there was this solid 5 I’d hookup with every once in a while and in exchange shed do my laundry and dishes and then leave
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tonight was so beautiful #thankful
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it got dark at 4:45 today btw
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the world is so woke rn im thinking of getting into a reverse lavender marriage (we're both girls but mamdani won't let us be straight)
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met a group of "young conservatives" at the event tn (including brad bradford's campaign manager and a recently elected councilor) and i have NEVER met a more chopped group of men in my life
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this on a tuesday night #manifesting
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got two compliments on my mexico shirt tonight
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lady said it's her mom's recipe and she's so happy to have and create it daily before it's too late 🥲
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what the hell is going on in canada ??!😭
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madras curry i love you
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the worst for a sensitive young woman is a man who doesn't understand aegyo
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munchies got me snacking like a white boy
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this joint was promised to me 3000 years ago
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drinking till 2am and then sleeping at 1am its my #superpower
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