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I hack, I think, I question, I offend. Follow @internetofdongs for my other project and @murdoch_monkey for lulz. https://nitter.cf/t.co/7BVh73fARQ

Canada
Joined February 2011
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Current mood:
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I'm down to about 1500 fucks left. I need to pick up the pace here. Lots of unfucked people at @defcon still. I'm already so tired. This should be interesting to see if I can pace myself
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I have 2100+ fucks to give at @defcon and @BSidesLV. So if you wanna get fucked, come find me
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Fuck cancer. 2 aunts in a month lost to it. Can we turn the processing power devoted to crap AI to curing cancer instead?
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Always great to see @ihackedwhat at @hackfest_ca
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Someone tried to break into my dad's truck last night. They left their phone behind. Suggestions for how to bring the proper force of God onto them I. Terms of forensics?
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Due to psychotic breakdown, my @shmoocon has to end early. I'll be off grid for a while but I'm safe. Take care of each other and yourselves
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I'm home. I'm safe. If it wasn't serious, I'd still be at @shmoocon. I'm not proud of it, but not ashamed either. Take care of each other my #hackerfamily
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
A migration to USB-C would solve the sex toy problem of "which charging cable goes with which toy" Arguably this is not as huge a problem for most people as it is for me, but still, it's a good idea
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And with that, the UCP have just passed all three of their anti-trans bills. Please don’t forget that at a time when so many of you are struggling to pay bills, the UCP did nothing and focused instead on attacking our trans friends and neighbours. Please don’t forget. #ableg
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This cookie may not be legal in Canada. @gepeto42 @securityweekly
I'm not good at the frosting bit, this is why I'll stick to CAD. You get the idea though.
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As is traditional this time of year; "As god as my witness, I thought Turkey's could fly!" youtube.com/watch?v=BGFtV6-A…
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Is there anyone still here that has access to an automated license plate reader system to monitor for specific plates passing by and alert on them? Have a worthwhile situation that this could help with in the New England area
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To my American brethren;
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This year's decorations. Kitchen renovation meant we have a dumpster and porta potty in the yard, so decided to lean into it
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Which one of you purchased this?
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Never let sparkies (electricians) run network cable or conduit for network cable. Running one box to the other and then another to the demarc means cables from the first box has to do a hard 180 to continue. Fibre don't like that too much
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Cat5 should be fine. Cat6 won't be happy. Fibre would absolutely get up and smack you in the face
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