Feeling cute, might cancel a party later... / just some guy / #THISPARTYISCANCELED
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@dcskytalks @defcon I've decided to share my slides/speaker notes for my talk "Tales From the VoIP Support Desk". Click "Present" to view the speaker notes. docs.google.com/presentation…
Holy fuck my mouth just started watering uncontrollably
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This is not us. There will never be a cover charge or any fee to attend. For your personal safety disregard this flyer. If you would like to attend the actual Telephreak Party reach out to us.
pretty cool how in a few months we get to vote for who is in charge of our country based on watching two old dudes argue about who was better at golf once on tv
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Crazy story: one time while analyzing a VoIP account for fraud I stumbled upon an entire network running something similar to ebay motors scams with the main difference being that rather than their car, they were stealing people's horses and reselling them.
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twitter has devolved from "useful source of real time info" to "pareidolia posting for pennies" and it makes me sad
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does anybody else remember when you used to be able to use twitter to get up to date information on current events rather than ads for cheech and chong gummies alongside people dying and racist conspiracy theories about the new world order rigging the 1936 olympics?
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God I wish you would all take this fucking advice youtu.be/okq0hj1IMlo
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Planning my entire day around how many different discounted cheeseburgers I can eat like the proud American I am usatoday.com/story/money/foo…
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My mouth just started watering uncontrollably like pavlovs fuckin dog and now all I want is one of these and will pay 5 million dollars for a pack
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If elon was smart he'd make a feature where you can sort replies to a tweet in ways other than putting Twitter blue subscriptions at the top and then make it a Twitter blue only feature
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I won't be at #DEFCON and the amount of FOMO I'm going through is really fucking with me. I've missed you all for so long and I had hoped I'd be back this year but life is in the way. Have a blast, learn stuff, break things, and have a couple drinks for me <3
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UNO is gonna be a 3 hour legal procedural about someone murdering their in-laws over a difference in house rules.
Mattel Exces reveal they want to essentially create a cinematic universe following the success of #Barbie with 14 properties already in active development, including:
• Barney
• Polly Pocket
• Hot Wheels
• Magic 8 Ball
• UNO
• Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
• Christmas Balloon
• Thomas and Friends
• American Girl
• View Master
• Matchbox
• Wishbone
• Major Matt Mason
• Masters of the Universe
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