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Yerf.lol Accepting clients
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Survived That was scary
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When your spit doesn’t hit proper escape velocity and hits your shoe
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I’m a man of class
shambles... absolute shambles
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“We don’t make fun of people for their looks” Well shit…I do
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Hey @CoachLogie You were right That charge call against @jadensteppe was wrong
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Athleticism won’t save your ass in baseball Played beer league softball against a bunch of D1 track athletes… Beat their asses 80% of baseball is knowing what to do under pressure very quickly
First sport to make speed look unathletic btw
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Motherfucker argues some dumb sports shit with me Look at his profile Byline- “don’t reply and block me, I don’t have time for weak minded people” Thanks for the idea
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I’ve watched a lot of basketball… This shit is still making me chortle
This is the most chaotic, bizarre free throw shooting form I think I have ever seen
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The players are so fucking wrong it’s insane Every MLB fan I know all say the same thing… we need a cap and a floor on salaries Top teams spending 4x what bottom teams spend is dumb and needs fixed
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In the 5 minutes since this tweet… I got two more 🤨
Text me one more time about voting motherfuckers
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Text me one more time about voting motherfuckers
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Even though I largely work from home… My wife still tries to turn the heat down during the day
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This @MSUBobcatsMBB team is going to be a lot of fun to watch this year
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Ok guys, I need to talk with whoever creates these sports broadcasting deals I live in Montana… stop blacking out Pacific Northwest teams for me I have to travel two states at least for pro sports teams…
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There’s an unsettling confidence with how Ai videos say things that makes most Ai videos obvious
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I just saw motherfuckers with camping chairs in the gas station… waiting for the lottery machines to come back up… There’s like 30 people in the gas station just waiting… Nothing better to do …?
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2003/2004 The YMCA in Helena just gave us keys to this gym when we asked them… That plastic floor is so fucking slippery, you can see how I careful I take the big turn
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My daughter god a “baby Jesus” for Halloween
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