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Shane: People here trust me. They feel they can come to me for advice, support, guidance, you name it. Shane: I just don't know where they got that idea.
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Wiebe, addressing the team: I love you kids like the sons I never wanted.
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Dillon: I’m not strong enough. Look at me, I’m useless. Ilya: You are not useless. Dillon: Yes I am, I’m garbage. Troy: You're not garbage. Dillon: I’m a loser. Troy: Ilya: Troy: Ilya: You are not garbage.
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JJ: When you gossip you hurt three people. You hurt yourself. You hurt the person you’re gossiping about. JJ, a little choked up: And you hurt the person who doesn’t hear the gossip by making them feel left out.
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Wiebe: last game really shed light on this team for me. Wiebe: what's the opposite of rose tinted glasses? ... Turd goggles. I'm seeing everyone, through turd goggles.
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[Alternate Universe where Shane and ILYA are "just friends"] Shane: oh shit I forgot my umbrella Ilya, blushing: you can stand under mine :) Shane: :) Troy: Troy: I CANNOT take another season of you two VERBALLY EDGING each other. Troy: This HAS to be the season you FUCK.
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incorrect centaurs 🐎 retweeted
The concept of a body swap where your mental health stays with your body and not your conscience… this is so interesting!!!!!
hollanov bodyswap where ilya wakes up in shanes body and is like WHY are the lights loud WHY are the tags on my shirts evil WHY do I feel bad in my bones when my bare feet touch the ground WHY am I annoyed by miscellaneous sounds WHY do I feel itchy when I make eye contact
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I AM ao3.
Ilya, despite himself, let out a wet laugh. Because it was the funniest, yet the most truthful thing shane had ever said to him. Because Ilya could be angry as fuck at him, and even then the only person he'd want to talk to about his feelings would be Shane. (contd.)
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Ilya, despite himself, let out a wet laugh. Because it was the funniest, yet the most truthful thing shane had ever said to him. Because Ilya could be angry as fuck at him, and even then the only person he'd want to talk to about his feelings would be Shane. (contd.)
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"You're my equal. You're my partner. You're my best friend," shane sniffed. "And somehow, you're the only person I wanna talk to, even if it is to bitch about you."
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Later, they'd envelop each other in bed and cry once again. They'd talk about rose, about how she helped shane figure himself out. (Ilya would send her a gift basket) They'd talk about russia. They'd talk about david and yuna. But that was for later.
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Right now, Ilya needed Shane to fix everything that was wrong with him with the touch of his lips.
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