A funny look at the happenings in India Right Now.
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No one should have any problem with Captain Smit reciting Hanuman Chalisa or Jemima Rodrigues and Sanju Samson invoking name of Jesus or Mohammed Shami doing his own thing. That's what India is and that's how indians are.
I’m sure a movie will be made. Who should play Captain Smit Machchhar? Ayushman Khurana, Ranbir Kapoor, Ranvir Singh……
As Nana Patekar would’ve said “Ek Saala Machchhar jehadi ko hijda bana deta hai”. कैप्टन स्मित Captain Smit Machchhar
99% of Indian can’t make out what this famous line means-“Long years ago we made a tryst with destiny, and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge, not wholly or in full measure, but very substantially.”
#IndependenceDay
संदीप दीक्षित is the same guy who called the army chief “sadak ka goonda”.
youtu.be/jVx_0_I09gk?si=FUis…
#UdhayanidhiStalin should’ve known that you can get away with abusing Hindu gods but not Trisha.
This is what RaGa was doing at LKM, nothing more. #RahulGandhi राहुल गांधी
India Jest Now retweeted
PAKISTANI JOURNO: How long will South Asia continue to face terrorism spreading from Delhi & Kabul?
S JAISHANKAR 🔥🔥 : You're asking the wrong minister. Ask the minister of Pakistan, "how long". The world is not stupid. You can't confuse anybody anymore.
Want to see Vaibhav Sooryavanshi in the blue jersey as early as possible. #SRHvsRR
India Jest Now retweeted
Exposing the hidden hand behind the protest against the Great Nicobar Project.
You won’t find these EXCLUSIVE details anywhere.
So let’s start the THREAD.
1. Meet Ashish Kothari. He filed a petition before the NGT against this project.
But why? And who is he?
Rohit Sharma and Suryakumar Yadav are blocking more than ₹32 crores of Mumbai Indians from which they could have bought better players. #CSKvsMI
I hope that when those 6 TCS Nashik guys are transported, the van stalls and they try to escape and……..
This is what I call trophy-wife. #INDvsNZ #IndiaVsNewZealand #TeamIndia #T20WorldCup2026final Sanju Samson
England player singing “Baapu sehat ke liye Tu toh haanikaarak hai”. #INDvsENG Axar Patel अक्षर पटेल
