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the smart one.
Joined September 2024
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i see. you have a pure, fragile heart.
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⠀ ⠀ ˗ˏˋ 🐭´ˎ˗ ❛⠀𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔⠀!⠀get⠀𝒔𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚!⠀❜ introducing⠀the⠀o͟n͟e͟⠀ &&⠀𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺⠀⠀*⠀𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘⠀. ⠀
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* 𝘿𝘼𝙑𝙀! 😊 [scurrying on over to the man, climbing onto his shoulder.]
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okay. excellent. then we need to put together a guest list.
yeah, yeah —— sure, we’ll keep it, small.
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andimgoingtoignorethatyousaidthisformysanity.
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so. . .no to the charms? 😔
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ᅠᅠᅠ ˏ ⠀ ݁⋆͙̈⠀。⠀ ✰ཽ༅ . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ⠀ make ⠀ me⠀…⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 ⠀ ⑇ ⠀ like ⠀ i've ⠀ been ⠀ locked ⠀ out ⠀ of⠀*͟͟͟͟͟͟͟ ͟͟͟͟͟͟͟ ͟͟͟͟͟͟͟𝑯͟𝑬͟𝑨͟𝑽͟𝑬͟𝑵͟ ͟⠀݁⋆ ₊ ⠀ 💀🪻 ⠀⠀⠀╱ ⠀ narrated ⠀ by⠀ * ͟m͟u͟m͟r͟i͟k͟ . ⠀ ˋ°•*⁀➷ ᅠᅠᅠ
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UH. i say we get matching charms. that way, we'd know who's from OUR dimension.
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maybe we could message him on twitter . . .that's besides the point. if you promise to keep it SMALL then...
don’t forget redfoo! him and i are like total bros, i bet he’d come to another one of our parties!
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ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡʸ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵍᵃᵗʰᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ²⁰ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ. ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵍᶦʳˡ ʷʰᵒ ʷᵃˢ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ʰᵉˡᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿᶦᶻᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸˢ.
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and is it me or does eleanor look different?
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good grief. as if we didn't have enough chaos with ONE alvin. . .
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ᅠᅠᅠ ˏ ⠀ ݁⋆͙̈⠀。⠀ ✰ཽ༅ . 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 ⠀ ma ⠀ i⠀…⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 ⠀ ⑇ ⠀ it ⠀ everything's ⠀ comin' ⠀ up⠀*͟͟͟ ͟͟͟ ͟͟͟𝑨͟𝑪͟𝑬͟𝑺͟ ͟⠀݁⋆ ₊ ⠀ 💫💜 ⠀⠀⠀╱ ⠀ narrated ⠀ by⠀ * ͟m͟u͟m͟r͟i͟k͟ . ⠀ ˋ°•*⁀➷ ᅠᅠᅠ
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//MORE CHIPETTES TO ADD TO MY LIST IKTR 🤭🤭🤗
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absolutely! I was also thinking we would add it's gonna be me to the roster as well. now that... THATS a classic.
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BABY 👏BYE👏 BYE 👏BYE! 👐
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i just wanna tell you that i had enough ~. 🎤🐿
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it's nice to meet you, hazel. my name is simon and the one who's trying to throw this party is alvin. [the chipmunk still looks unconvinced, head tipping to the side. it didn't help that she compared herself to his more rowdier brother —— which meant leaving the two of them in —
I'm Hazel, for the record. Pizzza fry enthusiast and Prime Meridian Love's biggest fan! [She puffs out her chest, but shakes her head.] Ah, well, I get where you're coming from. I guess I'm kinda like your brother in a way. I always take things too far, but-- as long as we ++
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— charge would only be disastrous no matter what they say.] well, that is... er... "reassuring", but sorry. dave explicitly said no parties. we can't disobey him.
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