Dagen | 22 | ace/bi | dadson whore 🔞 No Minors or MAPS 🔞
Joined April 2020
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Anyone else go on rickorty pintrest just to watch people lose their shit in the comments or is it just me 😂
I just impulsively spent nearly 100 dollars on an all might figurine 😭 im completely broke wtf at least i have a really expensive pvc man
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I like to think the very first adventure was Rick tricking Morty into one
“Hey, buddy. Your mom wants us to pick up some dinner. Let’s go”
Later, Morty sees he drove him to an alien planet
“Yeah. The food is here. We just have to fight to the death first”
“Take me home”
“No”
Haha i love that we have to microdose meth to keep adhd in check and suffer from withdraws for missing a night what a great way to live
tfw u wanna be a sexy 5'11 dude who actually gets girls, but genetics said no ur an ugly little germlin who stop growing at 11 and no one will take u seriously
Anyone else raised by a deranged old person so you have no idea how to act around people ur age and cant make friends?
wish a sexy old man/woman would come groom me and make me their precious baby who they treasure and loved 🥺
Wearing my subtle rickorty jacket at school and some dude comes up to me to compliment it... like.. r-rickotry??? One of us??? We need a code or something
