Big Zack

Summary of what happened in the football world yesterday - Cristiano Ronaldo won the BOAT for the greatest ‘Balon d'Or of All Time’, the 2008 one specifically but there but be an award for it. Hmmmmmm - Real Madrid apologized to China for Mbappe's use of freedom of speach about Mao Zedong meme after l0sing sponsorship and other rights - Barcelona got fined €602 for approaching Julián Álvarez before telling Atlético - Medhi Benatia criticizêd Messi's 5th place Ballon d'Or finish, saying he spent the whole year in Miami, Samir Nasri also said he shouldn’t be in the top 10 - Man City won against Brighton on penalties after finishing the game in a 2-2 draw -Liverpool decëived Chelsea and lured them to a penalty sh0ot out before panel be@ting them like thi£ves. Many Chelsea players took inspiration from Arsenal and aimed for the sky during the shootout - Bournemouth won against Villa 3-0, just days after be@ting Man Utd pinkarile boys 3-0 too - Amorim lost his first serie A game of the season after calmly taking a 4-2 be@ting from bologna sponsored by Mbangula’s hat trick - Inter be@t last place Venezia 2-0 to go top of the Serie A table - without mincing words, Juventus chop be@ting yesterday - Former Manchester boys Hojlund and KBD helped Napoli win 4-1 - Balon d’Or winner Kane sat on the bench and watched as his teammate Olise led the 6-1 win yesterday. If these boys catch Barca ehn - Arsenal are going to appeal Max Dowman's red card as if they’re blind 😂 - Michael Carrick & Bruno Fernandes had a heart to heart talk yesterday to clear the air and resolves their issues against Chelsea’s match this weekend, that’s means Manchester United will play their hearts out on Saturday and will not l0se by a big margin 😝 - All Copa del Rey games was postponed after two trains collidëd and 30 people d+ed and many more feared to be d+ad. May their souls rest in peace. Miscellaneous results: - Sunderland 3-2 Brentford, crystal palace won and leverkusen also won but boniface saw little of the action CC : @dammafroshest