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I love movies almost as much as I love my wife

Joined May 2014
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11 movies to get to know me 😘
10 movies to get to know me :)
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Think I’m gonna share all my current insta posts to Facebook and then a post that just says β€œok you’re caught up”
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Damn kids do deserve a lil freedom
I'm glad this is what it was like for every Millennial.
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He has been saying this for 2 years now. Is he actually stupid enough to believe it?
Q: How does the right and yourself expect us to start families young when the average price of a home in America costs more than $415,000 which feels out of reach for us. Vance: The reason why housing exploded is in part because we allowed 20 million illegal aliens into our country to buy homes that ought by right go to American citizens.
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Baby brained thought. Fox is the reason you had Stewart as Professor X for 20 years
fuck fox for hoarding the xmen license bc we really had to wait decades for the xmen to crossover into the mcu and when we finally did our professor x passed πŸ’”
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Wow what a surprise LOL
BREAKING: Employers worldwide are pulling back on AI as they navigate a flood of errors and low-quality work that sap employee time, raise privacy and security risks, and drive up costs, per the Guardian.
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Holding my wife's hand in the Dune 3 popcorn bucket, you sick freaks should take notes
First look at the β€˜DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Hey @Chewy you had a doorbell sound in a youtube ad that woke up my sleeping dogs and made them bark, I hate you and hope you die
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Someone please put her in another action movie
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Ali πŸ’œ retweeted
AOC is the most electable candidate. Moderates are unelectable be they offer no vision for the future and no policies that actually improve the material conditions of working class Americans.
2028 Presidential Election: Independents (YouGov) 🟦AOC 40% πŸŸ₯JD Vance 28% 10/10-10/14 Link: thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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And what if Wicker is in my 2026 Top 10
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My wife’s traveling to a conference tomorrow so I took her on a date tonight to see Wicker at a dine-in theater :)
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Caught the Devils last night. Thank god they added the second week, even if I’d been up since early that day and was so tired, but it kinda enhanced how the entire movie felt like a fever dream. Describing it to my wife when I got home was very fun
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Ali πŸ’œ retweeted
Big Fat Liar (2002, Dir. Shawn Levy) 35mm Open Matte scan
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This is a machine that turns my money into vbucks
πŸ›οΈ Shop Tabs For Tomorrow (Not Tonight): Peak Style - Your locker. Your rules. (x7) [ID: BR102926] FNCS (x2) [ID: redknight102926] Locker of Horrors - The Game is Cursed (x16) [ID: FNM102926] Halloween Horror Nights (x3) [ID: HamiKuma2] Mexify's Locker (x2) [ID: MexifyLB] Predator (x2) [ID: Predator1]
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They make it so easy to be a lesbian
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Nathan Fielder
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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Celebrating this Monday evening by getting a pedicure with my wife, Canes for dinner, then seeing The Devils
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Bought this game when it was on sale not long after it came out and still haven't played it πŸ™ƒ eventually!
5 years ago on this day, we released Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy! Thank you to everyone who came on this journey with us, and we can't wait to welcome new & returning players on Nintendo Switch 2 in 10 days ❀️
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The mockup Dune billboard is so funny
Hollywood wants to turn a fast-food restaurant into a 34-STORY skyscraperβ€”and honestly, this is exactly what Sunset Boulevard should look like. The proposed 375-foot tower would deliver: β€’ 239 apartments β€’ One-, two- and three-bedroom homes β€’ 6,000 square feet of commercial space β€’ A rooftop amenity deck The site was previously slated for a hotel. Now it could become desperately needed housing in the heart of Hollywood. Fast food out. Hundreds of homes up. Would you build it?
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