Brandon's Chicago may be dead but the Pritzker Khanate will never die

Joined March 2025
Ask? ASK? I don't ask. I tell. This is My Realm, remember? My creation, My place, My rules
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“Hello, Ms. Kat, don’t be sad just because you jumped into a toilet”
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Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s." "Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.
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Told my therapist about Taylor lorenz keeping her apartment at 90F
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New pfp, we are so back to spooky season
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President xi, I am young at heart, who doesnt need more virologists
JUST IN: Xi Jinping invites 100,000 young Americans to study in China over the next 5 years to experience “the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.”
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I hate when I'm overly ramming in my battleship and explode
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Oh no here comes president grandpa, RONALD REGAN
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Idk why but I like the concept of the German joker
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It’s funny because anyone who’s been in a group chat with Taylor has experienced a significant degree of the Last Ditch struggle session. The group chat most likely no longer exists.
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Evidence is a made up concept by big detective to sell more British detective shows
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I like that British rappers are like: "Beans on the beat, now the rhythm is toast Fucked your nan, got her seeing the father, the son, the holy ghost"
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Catholic trans girl is only 99% right because of the 1% part where she believes being trans is a sin, which isn’t even true according to Catholic theology but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation… unless you read my blog
as someone who was raised very catholic and has learned alot of the theology, the trans woman is actually 100% right. girl in the blue is a LARPer and you can especially tell from calling herself non-denominational christian and not understanding that makes her protestant
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Got turned down for a job because I brought an iced coffee to the interview (it had milk in it and I’m not ethnically Irish)
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Getting press gayed into the navy
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