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If you plan a system--any system--and don't account for that one basement degen and his friends who will make it his life's purpose to take your system to/beyond its limits, your system is doomed to fail.

been off of twitter for like a year, but man I miss you assholes.

Whoever thought that it was a good idea to make slim fit shirts for the big & tall section is a dick. smh

6 hours driving, 5 Rise Against albums, 2 cans of Monster, 2 trips to Tennessee, 1 trip to Virginia, 3 family members returned home. Monday is finished at last. Night y'all.

Sometimes, when you're stopped at a road closure at almost 2 in the morning in the TN mountains, you have to remember to look up, cuz boy the stars sure are pretty.

90m into the six hour impromptu semi-emergency road trip. Sure three monsters and a bag of beef jerkies going to make me vomit but I got enough time right?

Karma is a bitch. But never lose sight of the fact that just because it's being served to somebody else that you're not going to find yourself being served a slice. Related: Fuck Mondays.

I realize I haven't been around a ton lately. Have I just started noticing how many ads are in my feed, or has it gotten worse over the last month or two?

is karma sharpening her knives right here? #VGKvsFLA

Both kids just walked out the door for two weeks and change hiking on the Appalachain Trail. AMA

Happy Friday reminder: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

Asking yours truly to make up some multiple choice questions and their answers for you is truly an exercise in risk management, y'all... My brain ain't right, y'know?

You definitely need a new beta tester, then. Where do I apply? 🤣

If you want to be a serious agent of chaos, why wait till after this bill passes?

The Earth is flat because maps are flat--and because of that, globes are fake. Also, TIL that Hobby Lobby is a place of worship... 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️💀

Well that was a fucking suck out. Well done to the Panthers--they for sure deserved it--but you can't not be salty at the refs there. That was a damn light call for 60 seconds left in the 3rd.... #letsgocanes #FLAvsCAR

The flat earthers aren't wrong. They're just really really into Ultimate Frisbee.