THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP I WANT Her: Evening, baby Me: I need some money. Her: How much, baby Me: ₦50k. Her: I have just ₦40k. Please, let me send it to you. Me: No ₦50k or we break up! Her: I’m sorry, baby. Send me your account number. Her: Babyyy, send me your account number na Her: Please, baby, I’m begging you Her: Babe, please talk to me Me: Don’t pressure me, please. I’ll send it when I want. Her: Okay, my love. I’m waiting. NA THIS KIND OF LOVE I DEY FIND! No pressure, no arguments, just a peaceful relationship and a patient partner! That’s the kind of relationship I want. I’m patiently waiting for the right partner.

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Cathie 🤍 · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:13 PM UTC

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@itscathiee8h

Someone at my work asked for my number, I told him I had a bf. He said "then why are you working?" And I have thought of it like some of you men are the one that give us this idea of if you are dating me then you should take full responsibility of me 🤷‍♀️

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Cathie 🤍 · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:13 PM UTC

Cathie 🤍

@itscathiee8h

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JASPERR · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:00 PM UTC

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JASPERR

@therealjasperr8h

I just weak😩😴

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flyboy · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:05 PM UTC

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flyboy

@flyboyn4x8h

Fuck sex I'm tryna be the reason you smile everyday. We still gon fuck tho…🫣🫣🫣

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Dannylord · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:48 PM UTC

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@Dannylordd8h

Ronaldo hatriccckkkkk🎉🎉🎉🎉 BOAT GOAT🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 What a player #ronaldo #ALNASSAR

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Favy🩶 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:50 PM UTC

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@Favourrrrr58h

He sent me a selfie from work and I smiled at the notification. it's not what it's right!? 😭😭😭

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𝕰𝖑_𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:33 PM UTC

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@belikenathaniel8h

Went outside now and the wind whispered in my ear "broke ass nigga" 😢

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Gerhard. · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:29 PM UTC

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@gerhardszn8h

Her: What are we? Me: Two people avoiding the same question. 💀

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flyboy · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:17 PM UTC

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@flyboyn4x9h

if you too dey talk, you go talk wetin you no suppose talk…🫵🫵🫵

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wontmiss · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:14 PM UTC

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@_Ademola229h

It’s better to be by yourself than questioning where you stand in someone’s life.

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Joshua 🖤🦅 · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:56 PM UTC

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@pixeljosh_usdt9h

I think I'm not the only one that always sees "Dr" as "doctor" everytime 🤦🏾‍♀️

Joshua 🖤🦅

@pixeljosh_usdt9h

You rather call me thief than call me "dr" 😂😭

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Cathie 🤍 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:15 PM UTC

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My brain trying to understand football

UTD HEADLINES NEWS

@Utd_Headline9h

Manchester United fans, let's be honest. Chelsea fans think money makes them elite. Arsenal fans think potential is a trophy. Liverpool fans think history ends with them. City fans think football started in their era. Barcelona fans think every GOAT debate must include Messi. And somehow WE are the fanbase everyone wants to lecture. 😂😭🔴 Which fanbase is the most delusional? Name ONE. 👇

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Cathie 🤍 · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:15 PM UTC

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@itscathiee9h

My brain trying to understand football

UTD HEADLINES NEWS

@Utd_Headline9h

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Jaduwa Kefas · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Jaduwa Kefas@kefas1_9h

"i can fix her"

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UTD HEADLINES NEWS · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:44 PM UTC

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@Utd_Headline9h

Liverpool beat Brighton 2–0 last weekend. Fair play! 👏 But let them drop points next this weekend and watch the same timeline that was celebrating last weekend turn into a crisis-management committee. 😂🔴

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