Comedic Actress, Voice Over talent, Writer, and Artist. π₯πβπ¨ she / her
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2015
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Dee π» retweeted
It's crazy that the amount of money spent during election cycles could literally fix most of the fucking problems politicians campaign on.
In the same way people get more disgruntled as they get older, i.e. "I'm too old for this shit,"
I find myself feeling more and more "too creative for this shit."
Dee π» retweeted
you kids may not believe this, but things were so stable 15 years ago that the news had to start reporting on people seeing Jesus in their toast
I used to do this when I worked at Claire's. Girls would come in with little coin purses, dump out their change, and hope they had enough to buy a necklace or nail polish. Never more than $2 short, I would count out "exact" change, ring them up and pay the difference myself later
I love you, @JackBox π
Dee π» retweeted
I swear to god, this scene better not be skippable in the remake, you zoomers and ipad babies WILL watch your king shuffle his ass for half a minute of your like, just like the rest of us did
Dee π» retweeted
BREAKINGπ¨ Texas just MOVED its first maternal death report since Roe fell from September 1 to December 1, so voters won't see how many women DIED under the abortion ban before they vote.
It has been 14 days since my Rx was sent to @cvspharmacy and they're still out of stock.
Seriously, why does this take so long?
Dee π» retweeted
when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
Dee π» retweeted
βWe canβt find anyone who wants to work anymore.β
Meanwhile I walk into Target and see six closed checkout lanes, one cashier, and a line at self-checkout.
I applied there. Filled out the online application, did the AI questionnaire, did two interviews, and waited four weeks for a rejection.
Then I went back to the same store and saw the same six registers closed and the same βNOW HIRINGβ sign on the door.
So which is it?
Nobody wants to work, or nobody can get through the machine built to hire them?
Dee π» retweeted
βHave you tried budgeting?β
Yes. The budget has been budgeted.
The subscriptions are canceled.
The vacations aren't happening.
The car is used.
The apartment is small.
The groceries are generic.
The restaurants are gone.
The clothes aren't new.
And there's still nothing left at the end of the month.
At some point, telling people to budget harder is like telling someone on a sinking ship to organize the deck chairs.
There isn't another expense to cut.
There's a hole in the boat.
Dee π» retweeted
I donβt have any problem with ads on free games itβs closing the ad thatβs gotten a little ridiculous. Itβs not clicking the X anymore you have to click the X watch 5 more seconds click again & get taken to App Store close App Store watch 5 more seconds & click again itβs annoying.
