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If you woke up today you winning.

DC
Joined April 2010
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I don’t know this loser #JakeLang but he intends to come to my city on January 3rd. I hope he has a terrible day then. Hell, I hope he’s on a do not fly list by then. Seems to be terrorizing anything he can at the moment. Cat conventions, school board meetings, Diwali.
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Yesterday it was a cat convention. Today he’s at a school board meeting with a bullet proof vest on? Who is trying to shoot this fool? Is he trying to get shot? Take this shit to Chicago or Baltimore. Try there.
A FUCKING RIOT just broke out at the Jacksonville School Board Meeting the second I took the podium to speak!!!! We stand with PATRIOT School Board Member TONY RICARDO who Muslims tried to get fired tonight!!!! 🇺🇸✝️
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This game is frustrating for the #Vikings Like how many turnovers can you have?
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Damn. Take your rejection with grace. You lost your House seat. You lost the governor’s race. You’re currently losing your mind. Take a Prevagin and a walk in the woods.
Annie Andrews is a fraud. South Carolina did not vote FOR her, they were voting AGAINST nepotism, the Iran war, the cost of living, and broken promises.
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MAKE THE GIANNIS ADS STOP MAKE THE GIANNIS ADS STOP MAKE THE GIANNIS ADS STOP
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#MNF is back at it. Playing Jay-Z at the bumpers for commercials. Getting ready for that Super Bowl.
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Cmon G.O.D.
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My goodness the snowflake right is into cancel culture again. Why are most of them obese while constantly doing gymnastics.
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Okay but the drinking after motion sickness medicine gag was hilarious #TheSimpsons
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Why is #TheSimpsons doing a Star Wars parody? I get company synergy but this seems forced.
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Dear grifting Gay, Please stop while you’re behind. The checks will stop coming in. You should probably read the Constitution AND State Constitutions before offering up your suggestions. Idiotic at best, disingenuous at minimum. Take a load off. Take a load.
Every Republican legislature in America should immediately pass legislation to: 1) Ban sanctuary cities 2) Ban Ranked Choice Voting 3) Ban ballot harvesting 4) Require citizenship to vote 5) Require photo ID to vote 6) Ban the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact 7) Ban foreign entities from buying property 8) Suspend any gas taxes 9) Institute school choice 10) Abolish property taxes 11) Open non-juror records to public inspection 12) Mandate secretaries of state to share complete voter registration rolls with DOJ 13) Mandate voter roll list maintenance 14) Offer rewards for convictions involving fraudulent use of Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, Social Security, or other entitlements 15) Freeze rent increases Republican governors would be wise to use this time to convene special sessions.
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Get this the hell off my timeline. You lost grifting ass coons. And f Byron Donalds for good measure. Lying ass ho.
🚨 Being Black doesn’t come with a party requirement. Disagree with our politics. Debate our ideas. Challenge our positions. Leave the racial slurs out of it. Our Blackness is not up for a vote. Republican. And still Black.
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I don’t know this woman and I barely think she knows herself or people that look like her. Looking at birth-mortality rate alone, no Black woman should support republicans. Then there is their fight to make voting harder. Two issues. Very easy to understand. Die, and don’t vote.
I didn't change parties angry. I changed thinking... I used to be a Democrat. I voted that way, I believed that way, that was my side...until the day I started asking my own questions instead of repeating what I was handed. I looked at the country I live in and I asked myself what I actually believed. Not what I was TOLD to believe. What I believed. Two years ago I changed my registration. Nobody talked me into it. Nobody paid me, nobody promised me anything. I did it because I love my country and I want what's best for it. That's the whole reason. It was my choice, made with my own eyes open. And here's what I learned about the side I left: they didn't hate my reasons. They never even asked for them. They hated that I left. The ugliest things said to me since didn't come from Republicans. They came from Democrats who used to call me one of their own. I've been mocked, I've been called names I'd never say back, I've been treated like I committed some kind of crime. And the crime, as far as I can tell, is thinking for myself. I don't know what's in anybody's heart. God does, and I leave that with Him. I just know what was said to me, and I know the only thing that changed was my voter registration. I didn't change. My mind didn't get smaller. I just stopped asking permission to use it. Let me be clear about something: I love this country. I love it enough to leave a party when I stopped believing what it stood for, and I love myself enough to know I deserve the respect of making my own decision. Nobody owns my vote. Nobody owns my voice. If thinking for yourself is a crime, then I guess I'm guilty. And I'd do it again tomorrow ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸
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Cuck incarnate. What is it, the bald?!
Dear Black People: If America elects a Democrat president in 2028, and naturalizes illegals, it’s bye bye black folks, black issues, black this, black that, and bye Felecia! Liberal whites will no longer need the black vote!
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Druski wasn’t allowed to parody Erika Kirk at #SNL last night. Dave Chappelle said “Hold my beer” in Madison Square Garden. My god, Erika and the right are upset now.
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Sarah Paulson is absolutely unhinged on #AllsFair
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A triple Bloody Mary with a rum floater? Hahaha dats tew much #AllsFair
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You know what, I’m just happy to see Kid Cudi smiling.
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Kinda jealous Dallas got Erykah Badu on such a grand stage, but to what end? Big for the city. But the Kanye crowd AT his shows are not neo-soul listeners.
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Druski, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Walter Goggins, Emma Stone, and James Talarico all in the same room is quite the strange combination. #SNL
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