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UNESCO Dual pilgrim. Comedian. Storyteller. Performed in 6 continents. 60+ countries. Next: Pakistan📍 Subscribe to my mailing list for tour dates. Or don't.

Melbourne
Joined May 2010
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It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's just a joke
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Karachi! Only 42 tickets left! What are the odds of that?! 🤯 #iykyk #Karachi #Pakistan #standupcomedy #travel @KavinJay
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ATT: South Gippsland! I'm performing 'Eat, Pray, Walk' to raise funds for Poowong Public Hall in conjunction with Look Over The Farm Gate November 14th. 🤠 #poowong #southgippsland #gippsland #CaminodeSantiago #comedy @visitgippsland @Gippsnews @GippslandTimes @SGST_newspaper
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Karachi! Only 42 tickets left! What are the odds of that?! 🤯 #iykyk #Karachi #Pakistan #standupcomedy #travel @KavinJay
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Woody Harrelson has done an ad for Exxon. New Exxon El Nino Commercial Written by Adam McKay @mr.ghostpanther Voiced by Woody Harrelson @woodyharrelson Produced by Yellow Dot Studios Edited by Max Koepke of @lostplanetpost Stock Footage licensing by Stalkr Music licensing APM
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🇦🇺السلام علیکم 🇵🇰 Assalamu alaikum! Excited to try the local food when I visit #Karachi to perform comedy this Nov 7th with @KavinJay & @uranarana What is your favourite Pakistani dish I should try? 🤔 Tickets on sale now. Jald Milenge جلد ملیں گے 🙂 #standupcomedy #pakistan
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Phillip Island @MotoGP is no more. Quick sale. Everything must go! 😬 #phillipisland #motogp #southgippsland #gippsland #comedy #basscoast
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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Phillip Island @MotoGP is no more. Quick sale. Everything must go! 😬 #phillipisland #motogp #southgippsland #gippsland #comedy #basscoast
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🇦🇺السلام علیکم 🇵🇰 Assalamu alaikum! Excited to try the local food when I visit #Karachi to perform comedy this Nov 7th with @KavinJay & @uranarana What is your favourite Pakistani dish I should try? 🤔 Tickets on sale now. Jald Milenge جلد ملیں گے 🙂 #standupcomedy #pakistan
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Pretty wild video. And ai would also have you believe this guy is Asian, but it's actually an Indian woman doing an impression. (jk)
Eventually, all of us will be fooled by AI.
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Only if you promise you stay there.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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Call me crazy but isn't the @sebastiancomedy saga pretty much a repeat of what happened with @howiemandel @JFL_TORONTO & @siriusxmcanada back in 2019? 🤨 I think @SIRIUSXM might be the underlying problem here. 🤷‍♂️
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A 2 part story. From Seoul to Moorabbin! Come catch the show Friday night with @dave_thorno Loev, Moorabbin. 🤩
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Iran’s SNN made a parody movie of the FlyDubai Flight Oh boy…
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Kinda funny and fitting to see that @SebastianComedy 2025 tour was called 'It Ain't Right.' Hopefully the next tour is called, 'Oopsy! Sorry, I made it right again'.
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