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London, England
Joined July 2017
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Before the truth can set you free, you must be fully aware of the lies that's holding you hostage!! – at Victoria Island, Nigeria
Guy!!!!
What is this even?
You know what you are doing like mad.
“Hit the child and hide your hands”
And now you keep opening her up to trolling.
Tf!!!
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Again, don’t bring anything that makes you happy on social media.
Especially X.
Particularly your relationship!!!
This. When i was travelling i sold everything and i got good money from it.
Don’t ever let the prospect of marriage stop you from enjoying your spinsterhood.
Buy appliances. Furnish your home.
You don’t get that kind of freedom ever again.
Ever.
So now that it’s just you and your paradise, furnish it to your taste.
If/when your man comes, you cross that bridge when you get there ❤️
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E n pa sofo ninu iro!!!!!!
E n pa yatii🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
My friend Japa'd to the UK 3 years ago. We all celebrated him.
He was always posting nice places, new iPhone, Tesco, train. He was always shouting "You guys should leave Nigeria, there's nothing here."
Last month, he finally invited his wife and 2 kids to join him. We even did surprise party for them.
Two weeks after they left, his wife messaged me privately. Disturbed.
She said, "Please, ask your friend where we are."
I said, "What do you mean? You are in the UK now na."
She said, "We are in one room. Me, my husband, my two kids, and two other guys from his village. We sleep on the floor. He shares one toilet with 8 people. He works 18 hours as a cleaner and security. The house is full of mold. He never had any house. He was sleeping in his car for 4 months. All those fine pictures were on his day off, at random fine streets."
She said, "He borrowed £4,000 to bring us here. We are worse than we were in Lagos. In Lagos we had a 2-bedroom flat. Here we are begging to breathe."
My friend called me later that night angry, saying his wife is spoiling his image. That she should be patient. That everybody starts like that.
I told him, "But you lied. You sold suffering as soft life."
He said, "If I told the truth, who will respect me?"
That's when I understood. Most people abroad are not living. They are just surviving and packaging.
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People will complain about light, next thing is for you people to start suggesting “solar” for them.
You would think solar is 50k o
There’s this friend of mine i lost contact with when i left Ibadan in 2023.
Tried reaching out again last year and it was to no avail.
Today, i decided to give everything it takes to actually find him and i was even ready to fight him for not reaching out in years.
Only to be met with the news that he passed in a fatal accident 2 years ago.
He was supposed to travel to Canada with his children to meet his wife 3 months after he passed.
My chest became tight and i almost couldn’t breathe as i saw the messages from his friend.
I have been in bed all day thinking about him, i have cried and crode.
Segun!!! You will forever be in my heart. He was a solid guy mehn!!!
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So now, you people will give me citizenship when i reach 45 abi?
Okay, noted.
Let me go and eat amala
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@funkeakindele please, we your fans in UK would also love to have the merch for The Four, how do we get it😩😩😩😩😩
