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For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic.

Joined September 2019
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POV A Good Boye Is Happy To See You!
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let’s put greg abbott in here
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is this lady ref thiqq???
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Let the record show I was lower on Verse than consensus coming into the season. BUT the most ironic part of all of this is that there was this idea that he was the culture setter/vocal leader that Garrett wasn’t, which in theory was an added bonus of the trade. In reality, not only was he overrated, he’s also just lame.
“I think attention has been focused on me not doing enough on this aspect, that aspect, I don’t think think we’ve been getting enough 3rd and longs to put myself in the position to get the stats,” Jared Verse on his lack of production this season.
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Woke up morning after & my penis was just gone. Just gone. Dems works fast
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How Republicans went to sleep after the Midterms 😭
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOO stupid ass bum ass nigga
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Charlie, your voice carries far today. You were a father. A brother. A husband. I think your wife loved you. And it was all cut short. But what wasn't cut short was your impact. An empty crater that is. Today, deadass nobody voted for your ideals. You died for nothing lmfao.
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BARZ IZ BACK BITCH AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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So is Charlie Kirk lol
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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Dillon Gabriel deadass deserves his number back
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the way not a single teammate came to his defense is more telling of who he is than who they are because i guarantee if that was Myles Garrett on his NECK the bench would’ve cleared lmfaoooooo
Jared Verse on Mason McCormick flipping him on PAT, via @RuiterWrongFAN: "That honestly could have put me in a position to not be able to finish the season, put me in a position to change my life in a very bad aspect ... the lack of reaction by those around me had upset me a lot."
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Jared Verse a BITCH and a fucking bum lmfaooooooooo
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Should be noted, the Browns defense literally leads the league in 3rd and 6+ snaps this year….
“I think attention has been focused on me not doing enough on this aspect, that aspect, I don’t think think we’ve been getting enough 3rd and longs to put myself in the position to get the stats,” Jared Verse on his lack of production this season.
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Should be noted, the Browns defense literally leads the league in 3rd and 6+ snaps this year….
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you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?
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They’re renaming it to Texas They&Them
Texas A&M is packed to see James Talarico
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Replying to @JWIMYS
Niggas cheating, I had to convince bitches size didn’t matter
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Stealing another man meat pics so despicable. Nigga that’s not your hardware
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The only correct answer
Who was the best pick from Round 3 of the 2023 NFL Draft? (via @NFL)
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