I'm a Credit Risk Analyst. More often than not, we won't agree on things.

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Joined June 2015
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Read my bio first. I'm too opinionated, so I'll piss you off most times.
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Lol lil bro don dey cap. Wdym has nothing to do with number of goals scored??
🙅🏽‍♂️🌕 Lamine Yamal: “The Ballon d’Or in my view has nothing to do with the number of goals scored”, told France Football. “The Ballon d’Or recognizes the best player of the year, a unique player, the one who gives pleasure watching, the one for whom you tune into a match just to see him”.
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Fans will get angry at their directors for not listening to them while cooking up stuff like this😂
The perfect Manchester city rebuild.
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Ser Davos Seaworth means everything to me. every scene of him trying to learn to read moves me to tears. I love this illiterate fuck so much
accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life
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acabei de ser vitima de uma extrovertida 8h da manhã
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The fundamental change that Cardoso is talking about that informed their decision is that increase in export earnings. The high interest rate not only curtailed inflation but also attracted forex inflow via FPI that helped stabilize the Naira. Right now, we are seeing an increase in the percentage share of export earnings compared to total forex inflow. And when you analyse the export data itself, we are seeing increase in the percentage share of non oil export. That in itself shows improved resilience for the market. CBN argument is that the above should act as a buffer for any potential FPI that may be lost. FPI inflow is still significant. We are looking at a percentage share of 22%, compared to total inflow. Nonetheless, Nigeria still carries a positive real interest rate that is more significant when compared to global market.
My proud moment, stability from a situation of great volatility to one where the market is stable. You can plan, you can project, the external position is not 5, 10 years, 15 years, it's 18 years better than it has been. This is a big deal, the numbers speak for themselves. - CBN Governor, Olayemi Cardoso.
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Replying to @General_D__
the goal Wey suppose seal him signing chop bar
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This video kills me every time I watch it 😭😭
This was the average positioning of the whole Real Madrid team against Atletico Madrid I know you’re looking for Vinicius but you can’t find him because Mbappe is on top of him.. How long are we suppose to deal with this???
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My sweet father passed away in the early hours of today. 💔 This man was in Kenya in July for an assignment that came with his PhD programme, even while fighting that evil ailment. My daddy fought till the very end. He passed away just a day after his 63rd birthday.
Me at 23: I’m not sure I’ll be getting a masters degree, I’m tired of reading abeg. My father at 60:
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me when i review contracts worth millions & not billions
Working in finance is funny because I called someone’s 50m small money just this evening. Mind you, I don’t have 100k to my name.
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Samson Esemuede breaks down how Nigeria's recent economic reforms and high real interest rates are setting the stage for a potential explosion in asset valuations by 2027. #Tinubunomics
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My proud moment, stability from a situation of great volatility to one where the market is stable. You can plan, you can project, the external position is not 5, 10 years, 15 years, it's 18 years better than it has been. This is a big deal, the numbers speak for themselves. - CBN Governor, Olayemi Cardoso.
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I like the comments. People using their brains to find out diff reasons why a player might not be performing as expected at a new club. I know those brains would've switched off if Eze was signed from Bayer Leverkusen. It would've 100% been because his former league is shit.
Seeing his palace tapes pisses me off so much cause this is exactly what our attack is missing
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The market will always give you a reason not to invest. Too high. Too low. Too uncertain. Too expensive. Too risky. Too early. Too late. The reason is always there. So is the opportunity.
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Im every video I have watched regarding this project, the villagers are seen running after Mane in awe, seeking pictures or simply trying to touch him, not one person is harassing him for money. Moral Of The Story: The problem isn’t poverty, it’s culture.
Sadio Mane launches $20M Mango Processing Plant in his village for his people ❤️ 🇸🇳
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I am not one of them
Over 67% of Nigerians are demanding the reinstatement of the fuel subsidy, rejecting the federal government’s current petrol pricing framework amid escalating economic pressure.
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Back in June, I held my newborn to my chest for some skin to skin bonding, and he tried to latch. I register for gym that same evening
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If you earn ₦200k a month in Nigeria, I don’t think you can afford to tithe or regularly give money to parents/siblings in your first five years if you’re starting with nothing. Your focus should be on investing that ₦45k per month in NGX stocks. After five years, you could potentially have a ₦7m portfolio. You can then give ₦500k to your parents and ₦500k as tithe, while continuing to invest the remaining ₦6m. Give it another 10 years, and this person could potentially have a ₦50m portfolio in today’s money, assuming a 20% inflation-adjusted return over the period. It could be significantly more if you achieve higher returns.
If I earn ₦200K in Nigeria, this is how I’ll most likely budget it. Do you agree or disagree with this???? 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Such a nice detail to notice lmao
Replying to @NealGardner_
Small funny detail. Brobbey played the first half with a long-sleeved shirt. Dias was holding the sleeves. So, Brobbey resumed the second half with a short-sleeved shirt.
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Replying to @NealGardner_
Small funny detail. Brobbey played the first half with a long-sleeved shirt. Dias was holding the sleeves. So, Brobbey resumed the second half with a short-sleeved shirt.
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