man, this city is not the pirate utopia i was promised
Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2015
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I Took Mushrooms And Sat By A Pond For Hours Staring At A Heron And It Gave Me The Strength To Answer Two Emails
20mph tailwind down the west side greenway while witnessing this sunset maybe i won’t kill myself tonight
dick measuring but it's me and my partner fighting over whose cat has more tail (i won) (he weighs 15 lbs)
an acclaimed chef who has worked with our food not bombs chapter in bedstuy did an instagram raffle to fundraise for us. little did i know she just venmo’d the distro THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS
dinosaur jr show apparently is happening now at tompkins and i just happened to have an hour of standby between deliveries
daddy strong legs 🇵🇸 retweeted
multiple times I have forgotten how to mask an image in GIMP and looked up "gimp mask" on google which unsurprisingly does not correlate to the GNU Image Manipulation Program
worst part of having a bridge piercing is that i occasionally do the anime *push up glasses* motion but im just wiggling that bar around in my nose flesh
that one "treat yo'self" episode of parks and rec has done irreversible damage to the american treatler psyche and by extension the economy
you had a bad day, you walk past a place that sells a $6 donut. you think that's a lot, but the act of buying it is a self-affirmation that it's ok to sacrifice a little to cheer yourself up. you want the donut not because it is good, but because it is $6
