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Jackapots Funnies

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happy Halloween from gertbob
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It’s not a special edition for any game you bellend
JaredFPS (@JaredFPS) profile pictureJaredFPS
@JaredFPS9h
When did we let companies get away with not including the game in the console bundles?
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Minerva #FreePalestine@rogerlaughedOct 30
Mumsnet occupied government.
Caroline Voaden MP (@CarolineVoaden) profile pictureCaroline Voaden MP
@CarolineVoadenOct 27
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?! There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life. WTAF…
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Breath play is a consensual act, and when practised properly can be done safely. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_as… healthline.com/health/healthy…
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🏥@dreasterlambOct 30
this is why you have to be anti-censorship even in regards to content you PERSONALLY find morally objectionable btw. you give an inch, they’ll take a mile. there will be more bans.
Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 (@JackDunc1) profile pictureJack D 🏳️‍🌈
@JackDunc1Oct 29
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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Lowkey feels too close to GTA 6 to really do anything
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F I N N@B00fusOct 29
OI BRUV U GOT A LOICENSE TO SIT ON THAT FACE?
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Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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The idea that this bellend is moved by ai songs that sound this shit 😹
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 28
I saw the worst of you And I still chose you
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I wish I made a list of people who said they were boycotting this game just so I could check in on them a week after release 'WAAAAAA DISCS!!! OH NO!!! THEY WERE THE ENTIRE BASIS OF WHY I LIKED GAMES IT TURNS OUT!!!!' Get a fucking grip
GTA 6 Updates (@gtasix_) profile pictureGTA 6 Updates
@gtasix_Oct 29
New GTA 6 gameplay shown in the latest South Park episode (4K).
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check out time 3 minutes after it opened? #youaintswift
Will Taylor (@willtaylorx) profile pictureWill Taylor
@willtaylorxOct 25
I preordered the iPhone Duo at 8:03 AM on day one. My delivery still says November. Meanwhile, Apple has reopened store pickup reservations, meaning someone could walk in and get theirs before me. 😂 What exactly was the advantage of preordering? macrumors.com/2026/10/24/app…
Apple Store Pickup System for iPhone Duo Just Went Live Again in U.S. and Canada

Apple Store Pickup System for iPhone Duo Just Went Live Again in U.S. and Canada

The option to reserve an iPhone Duo for Apple Store pickup resumed in the U.S. and Canada between 5:10 a.m. and 5:15 a.m. Pacific Time today, but inventory is extremely limited, with most stores...

macrumors.com
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
🍭Juicy 🎁 (@juicy_berger) profile picture🍭Juicy 🎁@juicy_bergerOct 25
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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What sort of trip do you have to be on to even slightly pretend the Wii U was better than both of the Switch consoles. All these people that whine about themes on the switch don’t understand how good they have it to just have a nice almost advertisement free console OS in 2026
SpookyMadLad (@4KMadLad) profile pictureSpookyMadLad@4KMadLadOct 25
Most recently, the Switch and Switch 2. The Wii U was objectively better in so many ways—going on 10 years since the Switch launched, booting one up is a depressing experience. Black or white, no MiiVerse, the overall silence is so oppressive.
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Saw The Devils at the BFI last night, that's right two films one after another
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Saw the Ali G film if you can believe it.
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You have to be one of the biggest fucking morons on the entire planet to buy this
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 23
What’s actually going on in Ukraine is that there is a massive incentive difference between the elites and the people. The former have grown very rich off the hundreds of billions flowing to Ukraine, while the latter’s children are conscripted to die in trenches.
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John Jackson
@hissgoescobraOct 23
Elon Musk is having a total meltdown, just lying his ass off in the most ridiculous ways imaginable about Ukraine today. Absurd and crazy Russian propaganda, one after another. What else from the biggest welfare recipient and immigration fraudster ever in our history?
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If music's so fucking good why was there never a Death Grips 2
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Why did Ethan give this guy the easiest home run ever ffs 😹😹
hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picturehasanabi
@hasanthehunOct 23
JUDGE ME BY MY ENEMIES
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layne@laynefgcOct 23
this slander is so good i could die
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This is actually a fucking nightmare for anyone with a brain
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 22
Elon Musk has reportedly invested around $1 billion into Skydance (the merged Warner Bros/Paramount company). (Source: semafor.com/article/10/22/20…)
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Back when Elon Musk was running doge one of his criticisms of government spending was that they were intending to pay for greater internet infrastructure rather just using Starlink to connect everyone. Lol.
Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) profile pictureJim Sciutto
@jimsciuttoOct 21
SpaceX Investor @GerberKawasaki tells me he’s not only “disgusted…from a humanity perspective” by restrictions on Starlink in Ukraine, but also: “…they've given everybody a reason not to use Starlink, that Starlink isn't reliable for national security for anybody but Trump.”
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