Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal) header
Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal) profile picture

Pronoiac Voluptuary.

@jalanfatal

The center of the universe.

substack.com/@jalanfw?r=2o8y6r&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=stories&shareImageVariant=light
Joined June 2015
  • Tweets169K
  • Following772
  • Followers2.2K
1.3KMedia
Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)Photo by Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
mar (@onlytheblye) profile picture
mar@onlytheblyeOct 29
professor told us our extra credit assignment was leaving class early and doing something that brings us genuine happiness then emailing him a few sentences about what we did
7
507
50
30,956
161,466
I promise they are aware. I *never* move, you cannot walk as a wall of 3 people and expect me to squeeze to the side. Only once a lady collided with me and then started weeping, I asked her if she was 5 years old. Those tears dried up. Foolish games foolish prizes.
RAJA (@REVIVERAJA) profile pictureRAJA@REVIVERAJAOct 27
White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
23
1,034
22
10,204
107,925
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
Chlöe (@ChloeBailey) profile picture
Chlöe
@ChloeBaileyOct 29
not a care in the world 🌎🌊
Image from Chlöe (@ChloeBailey)
Image from Chlöe (@ChloeBailey)
Image from Chlöe (@ChloeBailey)
Image from Chlöe (@ChloeBailey)
451
2,116
267
59,179
1,109,636
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
charlie (@gonegirlfriend) profile picture
charlie@gonegirlfriendOct 28
yelled at a group of disrespectful teenage boys on the bus and the woman in the seat behind me joined in the argument to back me up
36
3,813
43
97,799
540,306
Arguing w idiots is not fun
54
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
☆Yaizuh☆ (@Silly_goober22) profile picture
☆Yaizuh☆@Silly_goober22Oct 29
Is that not just…shoving a man condom up your pussy???
Health & Nutrition (@HealthNutri_HQ) profile pictureHealth & Nutrition@HealthNutri_HQOct 28
Learn how to use a female condom:
Image from Health & Nutrition (@HealthNutri_HQ)
105
830
49
68,169
2,949,041
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
Thin Haired Dea (@DolasPlaybook) profile picture
Thin Haired Dea@DolasPlaybookOct 29
Not enough is talked about what Tom Joyner has meant to HBCUs & what he’s continuing to do even after radio. The commitment is still there & ever so present
14
213
17
1,005
36,829
On top of that you’re on my page! You could’ve scrolled just as easily as I did. Find God or a husband my love, critical thinking is not your strong suit.
🪷 (@rainbowfonte) profile picture🪷@rainbowfonte15h
Replying to @jalanfatal
lmao? i need a life but you wanted to sneak diss a person you don’t know for no good reason at all instead of scrolling like a normal person?😭 make that make sense. playing victim when you were the one who went out of your way to be shady in the first place is crazy 🙏
1
69
youtu.be/MQGkmTZdqbY?si=JBvp… here you go babe.
Image from Pronoiac Voluptuary. (@jalanfatal)
🪷 (@rainbowfonte) profile picture🪷@rainbowfonte16h
Replying to @jalanfatal
well you should cause you’re a miserable human who likes to copy and paste the same lame ass comments instead of saying anything original. gn
1
1
131
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile picture
NBACentral
@TheDunkCentral23h
Spurs legend Tim Duncan was spotted standing in line with other voters in San Antonio for the 2026 midterm elections. (Via @JeffGSpursZone )
Image from NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)
346
2,616
278
60,400
1,535,394
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
alice (@mercurialbean) profile picture
alice@mercurialbeanOct 29
Went to DMV, got an oil change, refilled my prescriptions, dropped off 3 donation boxes
Image from alice (@mercurialbean)
6
313
13
18,971
100,060
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
yzyupdates (@yzyupdates) profile picture
yzyupdates
@yzyupdatesOct 29
North West dressed up as Edward Scissorhands for Halloween. 🔥🔥
Image from yzyupdates (@yzyupdates)
80
563
110
7,620
196,078
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
Rin (@TheIshikawaRin) profile picture
Rin@TheIshikawaRinOct 28
Oh, that's Jennifer Lawrence with her distinct and instantly recognisable facial features removed with plastic surgery.
Image from Rin (@TheIshikawaRin)
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
Image from cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic)
Image from cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic)
298
3,243
88
148,276
3,432,341
archival bob mackie HELL YEAH BABYYYY
Image from nat 🇵🇸 | 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕭'𝖘 croissant 🌻🥐 (@dianessunflower)
Image from nat 🇵🇸 | 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕭'𝖘 croissant 🌻🥐 (@dianessunflower)
1
117
9
915
16,384
Her first serve
zee🎧 (@SCORPIOTHEUSER) profile picturezee🎧@SCORPIOTHEUSER20h
Amaya Papaya as QUEEN AKASHA, Queen of Damned
Image from zee🎧 (@SCORPIOTHEUSER)
Image from zee🎧 (@SCORPIOTHEUSER)
Image from zee🎧 (@SCORPIOTHEUSER)
3
1
34
1,403
Muted everybody shut up. Her being cute ≠ a serve.
1
80
Who do y’all be feeling like in my comments?
1
75
22
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
deja (@SpamOliver) profile picture
deja@SpamOliverOct 29
If this was 20 years ago, Heiress would have her own show on Nickelodeon or Disney
Alison Mastrangelo (@AlisonWSB) profile pictureAlison Mastrangelo
@AlisonWSBOct 29
Absolutely incredible Heiress Harris the daughter of T.I. Sang the national anthem before Game 6 of the #WNBAfinals. She is sooo talented @Tip #wnba #AtlantaDream
40
1,399
24
14,641
213,671
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
FIFSKII!!☆ (@WUNFIF) profile picture
FIFSKII!!☆
@WUNFIFOct 29
Labels rushing to sign a tiktok freestyler off one viral clip is exactly whats wrong w the music industry lol
The Art Of Dialogue (@ArtOfDialogue_) profile pictureThe Art Of Dialogue
@ArtOfDialogue_Oct 29
Tik Tok Michael Jackson aka Looze Cannon, has a message about staying independent. “record labels are calling me, I remember there was a time I wanted to be signed so bad, now I’m stalling… because they see what Big Michael Michael was doing independently.”
114
1,269
70
7,305
127,307
Pronoiac Voluptuary. retweeted
• (@thyrellx) profile picture
•@thyrellxOct 29
I have never been “ragdolled” before. That has to be the worst feeling physically,emotionally, mentally…Jesus
Mila ✧ (@aip551) profile pictureMila ✧
@aip551Oct 28
3 girls have been charged with felony gang assault after they tried to jump a 16-year-old pizza worker...who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter The main girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone.
70
1,258
19
47,916
1,627,605
Load more