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Ran a half marathon hungover in 1:31 last Sunday.
tweeting these pictures from bed hungover this Sunday.
Compare that to 1.3 million in London. Can’t believe we don’t charge even £2 for the lottery entry.
Someone tell me how to get all these things free from the government pls
In Britain, if you earn £2,000 a month after tax with this budget:
- No Netflix.
- £75 a week on food.
- No eating out.
- Renting a one or two-bedroom flat.
- No holidays.
Your monthly outgoings:
- £800 rent.
- £250 council tax and gas/electricity.
- £325 food.
- £50 household items and clothes.
- £200 car payments, insurance and MOT.
- £200 fuel.
- £50 phone and internet.
That’s £1,875 gone.
You’re saving just £125 a month.
This is how you create a generation of lifelong renters.
It's over for UK.
They are doing gods work. May the ‘harassment’ continue
From @TheAthletic: Is posting a faster marathon time on Strava rather than your official race result considered cheating?
An online watchdog group is exposing runners over discrepancies in their times, but some athletes say they've faced harassment. nyti.ms/4A1pxNQ
ALT “I think there is a major difference between cheating and posting the Strava time... I had achieved a huge personal feat after training hard all year. I won’t let the internet take it away from me.” - Charlie Winslade, a marathon runner, who said that his official chip time was over three hours, but his watch time had brought him in just under 2:58:28.
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This ideology is literally “if anybody still has more take home pay than me, they are not being taxed enough”
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Since Clearlake came, Wolves have more wins against the traditional big six than Chelsea.
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A tale as old as time.
I’m yet to see a real life example where a Cobham graduate isn’t a better player than a £20m+ Clearlake NPC.
They’re so desperate for Blacklock to be their landlord 😂😂😂
Really tackling the big issues!
I’ve written to @premierleague Chief Executive Richard Masters demanding action on poverty chanting following Everton’s game against Chelsea.
Everton & Liverpool supporters have endured this class prejudice for years. Mocking families who cannot afford to put food on the table is shameful.
Through Fans Supporting Foodbanks, supporters stand together to feed our communities. The Premier League must show the same solidarity & leadership.
Hunger doesn’t wear colours. It’s time our game acted like it.
#RightToFood
#HungerIsAPoliticalChoice
