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I swear to God if anyone comes at me and say “can’t AI do this?” I am going to whack their ass
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Work trip but let’s romanticize things while I’m in my favorite city.
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shalina retweeted
i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨 thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily. few info masked for obvious reasons ;)
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microsoft has banned employees from using claude code. we're so back, baby!
Microsoft Bans Claude Code After AI Costs More Than The Humans It Replaced
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Microsoft is canceling Claude Code licenses only in its Experiences + Devices division (Windows, Microsoft 365, etc.) to standardize on GitHub Copilot CLI, not a company-wide ban due to costs exceeding human labor. theverge.com/tech/930447/mi…
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Hate it how I am the only one carrying the burden most of the time
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Dia punya anxiety tu sampai sesak dada
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I fucking love how the Singaporeans tried to get validation from him just for Anthony to call them out and make them stutter. I miss watching his shows on Astro TLC
Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."
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On Hantavirus: a (non-technical) thread. Disclaimer: I am a biology PhD, but not virology/epidemiology. Husbandman is a virology PhD. But I’m told I’m good at communicating science, so here’s my take. #Hantavirus
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May I get the promotion I deserved cause this shit is fucking hard I’m surviving on a thin thread 😭
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Me trying to find the section in my job description that says I have to put up with cunts
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Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)
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Cockroach warns that insects could infest your kitchen.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman warned that upcoming AI systems could be misused by terrorist groups to develop novel pathogens
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Corporate culture: Be proactive!” Also corporate: “Why did you take initiative without looping in 37 people first?”
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The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.
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so obsessed with glass bricks coming back in interior design.
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incredible thoughts are being thought around the world
señora no puede ser cazadora y presa a la vez
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i wonder when they decided to come out with this. did they ever think through how people would respond? leaving home at 6-630 am, in a rush, you want people to think zus coffee? really?
Putrajaya has launched the behavioural initiative "Bangun Kuala Lumpur!" to ease KL's morning congestion. As part of the efforts, the Federal Territories Ministry, in partnership with Zus Coffee, will offer drinks as low as RM5 at 250 outlets for commuters travelling into the city between 7am and 8am. 🧵1
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the shit israelis do is so incomprehensibly evil that you have no idea how to tell other people about it without sounding insane
This shocking photo shows an Israeli soldier marketing his jewelry business by using a Palestinian father who was arrested by the Israeli army from his home last night during a West Bank raid. This is what the Israeli occupation in the West Bank looks like.
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