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Twenny six • did MA Immersive Media @LJMU • Tuba player @valleybrassband • I have made more films than I have seen • Not much else

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Joined April 2014
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What a twat
🚨NEWS: Jacob Rees-Mogg has declared that the UK may face a war soon and people must be prepared to sign up, fight and die Go and ask the migrants you brought in Let's see how British they are then Because none of us are fighting for you
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I did one the other day and had to correct the doctor who asked me the question
A friend of mine is a GP and recently told me that asking, "Do you know who the Prime Minister is?" has lost all value as a way of testing cognitive function.
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Google need to manufacture (DONT ask HP to do it) a Chromebook for £350 made of recycled aluminium with 256gb ram and 8gb ram and a modern mobile processor with 2 USB C ports and call it a day.
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Nationalise parking?
Got to say, never been happier to hear a firm go under, theiving bastards
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The future Prime Minster has liked my repost 💚 @ZackPolanski
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He’s SO good
Zack Polanski's full interview on BBC News The morning Hannah Spencer won the Gorton and Denton by-election At the end Charlie Stayt asks, "Has Hannah Spencer had a chance to celebrate?" Zack Polanski, "We've just literally come from a party, I think she's still partying there now. I got dragged here. I'm very happy to be here. Dancing sounded a little bit more fun" *Naga Munchetty takes in a big breath*
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I’ve got a love hate relationship for Victoria but she’s a good person and this is good intimidation from her. Get these fucking reforms to shut up
Victoria Derbyshire - Wheelchair access for people with disabilities? Zia Yusuf - White working class males VD - Race and sexual orientation? ZY - White working class males VD - Are you ok? ZY - White working class males Good lord #Newsnight
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James Hooton retweeted
Three years ago, when my daughter had become consumed by anxiety, her mobile phone was a lifeline for her at school. She was in a mental health crisis. In school, at breaktime and lunchtime (not during lessons), she would sometimes use her phone to message me or her mum. 1/
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Revs is closing down because it’s shit. Nothing to do with immigration or religion
Most bar chains, pubs, and clubs will shut down. Some of our cities are now majority Muslim, meaning fewer drinkers. Others are filled with a plethora of foreign groups, and the fact that they do go out makes it less appealing for everyone else. The future of Britain.
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This was fun. I was able to process most of the 900 words per minute sentences too, which i didn’t expect at ALL.
Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.
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Went to the doctor yesterday. Told him about the condition I asked Google about that I think I have. He never heard of it. Ever. Said it’s probs not it. Rang back. Said it’s probs it.
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Omg do it. It’ll shut JK Rowling up
🚨 NEW: The Government is considering banning X in the UK over Grok's sexual image generation [@Telegraph]
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Rumour has it that Christmas crackers this year, rather than containing a joke, contain an un-redacted name from the Epstein files
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Give me a burger with all these 4 on, a piece of bacon and it’s perfect. Salad on a burger is perfect
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Banning YouTube is putting Australia. Children automatically behind on the global job market. Every artist, carpenter, DIYer and technical teenager now can’t learn how to do their skills. Disgraceful
Australia's social media ban for teens under 16 is now in effect, the first country to do so
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Wish it was the other way round
Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. about.netflix.com/en/news/ne…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In February 2026, Paramount offered a higher sum of money than Netflix offered to acquire Warner Bros, but Netflix refused to increase its offer. Because of this, Netflix will not acquire Warner Bros. reuters.com/legal/transact…
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Why is it when Zack Polanski does stuff like this, I don’t immediately cringe to death? I find him sweet and endearing. Whereas if any other politician would do this, I’d immediately pass away from embarrassment??
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When the fuck can we move on from waving a red leather suitcase around like Paddington bear
🚨 WATCH: Rachel Reeves holds up her Red Box outside No 11 ahead of delivering her second Budget
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