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I've decided im leaning into the Leighton Meester vibe from here on out. I will not dye my hair darker I will not succumb to the instagram baddie succubus

This whole rant is probably the funniest stream of consciousness anyone has ever had in the history of the world

Try to find a hobby that doesnt involve spending copious amounts of money challenge and Im failing

Thats not a random guy on the internet thats my favorite reply guy and you will address him with respect

Many are saying this

Transplants from Ohio larping WASP east coast elite liberals vs 3rd generation Italian American ubermensch master race

Good morning who wants to have an arranged marriage ?

What do u guys think

I think a lot of you are more porn brained than you realize

This is something your ex texts you, drunk, at 2 o'clock in the morning to break no contact, not how you address a nation. Desperate ass

Trump should just go full on warhawk now that the entire party is cooked. Bomb every country who has ever dared to oppose us... Nuke anyone who has ever disagreed with us publicly... Make them feel the Amerikkkan wrath... They will quake with fear every time they see a hamburger

The libs won and now theyre going to force MRNA vaccines up everyones ass

Putting multiple toppings on my yogurt bowl like a gigantic fatass obese person