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Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - find me Bluesky 👇👇👇

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2011
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On Saturday, I was able to speak at the NRA Convention in Houston and “thank” Wayne LaPierre for all his thoughts and prayers.
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You guys should consider putting something gold in there.
7/21/26 | The Oval Office🇺🇸🦅
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The emperor has no clothes.
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"USA! USA! USA!" Chants erupted throughout Madison Square Garden during Game 3 of the NBA Finals with President Trump in attendance.
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Any other year this would curse the Knicks. Thank god for @DanhausenAD
Lutnick: "Let's go Knicks! Let's go Knicks! Let's go Knicks! Let's go Knicks!"
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JOINING US - @staceyabrams, @RepMenendez, Amb. Ernesto Soberón Guzmán, @repcohen, @ProfMMurray, Veronica Cardenas, @BradleyOnishi, @AhmedBaba_, @RepBowman, @RepJayapal, @DeniseForNE, @jasonselvig
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Is Hunter Biden getting some of this cash?
Breaking News: The Trump administration is considering creating a $1.7 billion fund to compensate allies investigated under President Biden. nyti.ms/4dwaIcs
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Jason Selvig retweeted
Wait, I thought he couldn’t do any public events if they weren’t in… THE BALLROOM???
President @realDonaldTrump stops by to say hello to the OVERFLOW crowd in the Villages! 🇺🇸
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We gave Phil Mickelson some words of encouragement during his backswing at Trump’s golf course yesterday.
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“A US citizen was shot and killed by a NICE agent”
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Jason Selvig retweeted
O'DONNELL: In his manifesto, he wrote that 'I'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.' What's your reaction? TRUMP: I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you're horrible people. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody. I'm not a pedophile. Excuse me. You read that crap from a sick person. I was totally exonerated. You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that. You're a disgrace.
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Makes sense. Trump is the Spirit Airlines of presidents.
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Huge if not true.
BREAKING: BBC alleges that the Trump admin may be engaging in insider trading.
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This may be a bigger lie than Trump saying he thought he was a doctor.
Elon Musk: "It's a real weakness to want to be liked, a real weakness, and I do not have that."
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Jason Selvig retweeted
A woman named Lonna Drewes at a news conference just now accused Eric Swalwell of drugging her drink and sexually assaulting her. Here's part of her statement.
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Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president.
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Jason Selvig retweeted
Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'
Firing a submachine gun underwater
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Axis of dumb evil.
JD Vance: "We have got to get Viktor Orban reelected as prime minister of Hungary, don't we?"
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