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San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2020
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Look mom, we made it to Netflix :)
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Asked muse to reach out about a laptop 4 weeks ago and just got the “big news” that the seller actually replied 23 days ago 🥸
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with time and tokens anything is possible
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Jaspar Carmichael-Jack retweeted
We're helping agents create things worth making. Introducing: The Brand API. Your agent can extract any brand system, search for style inspiration, and verify if it’s staying on course. Try it for free at: engine.tastelabs.com/
We’re excited to introduce Taste Labs. Our mission is to end AI slop. We’re building the data and infrastructure layer to give AI models and agents taste. And today we’re coming out of stealth, announcing our $18.5M seed funding, co-led by @CRV and @AmplifyPartners AI has nailed objective domains and made it easy to generate anything. But it still feels off. Now, the challenge is judgement. What fits, what feels like you, what’s GREAT. This requires turning a fuzzy, subjective domain into something we can measure and codify. We’re starting with design. There are two sides to cracking this, the foundation model layer and the agent layer: - We’ve already been working with the top frontier labs to evaluate and improve their models, crafting the right post-training data and RL environments. - We’ve also been working with app-layer companies to build the context and verification tools for their agents to produce better, more on-brand, more creative outputs. We want a future where AI feels right. If you’re passionate about this mission, join us!
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it should have been Ava
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Jaspar Carmichael-Jack retweeted
AI SDRs tryna blend in as humans be like
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pov you nuke yourself
okay so they let me inside. they are very very nice people. never meet your enemies
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your reps get their time back for the work only humans can do cold calling, meeting prospects in person, building the relationships that actually close deals and with Ava, your best reps don't get replaced, they become more valuable
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in other news, 7 million people wanted to nuke our office yesterday... but as a pro-human company, we're actually on their side now :) nitter.cf/creatine_cycle/status/…
for fuck sake it's the "stop hiring humans" kids. yep send the nukes
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so we built Ava the AI BDR to run autonomously: - finds the right leads in your market - acts on buying signals the moment they appear - turns website visitors into warm outreach - revives your closed-lost - grows your existing accounts - handles objections - books qualified meetings
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our 'stop hiring humans' billboards generated billions of impressions and millions in ARR But the point was never fewer humans - it was to stop wasting them on work that is frankly inhuman
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today we're launching the new era of Artisan: be more human for two years, our billboards said 'stop hiring humans' it got us death threats, a bernie sanders rant, and vandalized billboards
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he doxxed our office, we doxxed his lats
okay i take it back. SF is the greatest city on earth (i hit em with a front lat spread)
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Jaspar Carmichael-Jack retweeted
okay this is pretty funny but it's not doxxing. i can see the giant neon logo from the street
i think we might need to nuke SF
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the view when the nukes go off
for fuck sake it's the "stop hiring humans" kids. yep send the nukes
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We spent $2M telling the world to stop hiring humans Today we're taking it back And in even more shocking news: Artisan is hiring a human BDR
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"Stop hiring humans" generated billions of impressions and millions in ARR. But it's time for the next Era of Artisan. Next Monday we're launching our manifesto and new slogan. The future is humans and AI, not humans or AI.
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