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bq β€’ any pronouns β€’ world’s best ex-girlfriend

1997 β€’ SEATTLE
Joined August 2020
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β‹†Λ™βŸ‘ 𝔒𝔫𝔠𝔒 𝔦𝔫 π”ž π”Ÿπ”©π”²π”’ π”ͺ𝔬𝔬𝔫, β„‘ 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔀𝔒𝔱 𝔢𝔬𝔲 ☽˚.⋆ β€§β‚ŠΛš { π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔒 𝔦𝔫 𝔢𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔒, 𝔢𝔬𝔲’𝔩𝔩 π”Ÿπ”’ π”ͺ𝔦𝔫𝔒 } π–€“Λšβ‚Šβ€§
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Feeling #yuriful in the house tonight
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When a gay guy plays you Lady Gaga’s 2009 VMAs performance of β€œPaparazzi” and tells you his first reaction, that’s a sign of respect in their culture
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I swear to gawd I saw this soft launched in an ao3 comment
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THE TRAILER IS FINALLY HERE!!!TRANNY JACKASS!!! DECEMBER 8TH!!! trannyjackass.com
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What happens when you find a Jack-O-Lantern in a Pumpkin Patch? πŸŽƒ
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I manually sentence mixed The Beatles into Japanese to make them sing A Cruel Angel's Thesis
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If we had high speed rail, it would take a 2 day train ride to see my mom down to approx 7 hours. Please. Please, we deserve nice things. This country is too big.
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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🚨πŸ₯🩸I’M GOING UNDER THE KNIFE πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ”ͺβš•οΈ i’m having a multi-procedure surgery on 11/19. unexpected job loss has the silver lining of me getting medicaid, but things are financially rough and i need help acquiring items for recovery. (links in the comments)
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Being anti-cheater is ableist cause adhd people lack object permanence they cant help it
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Mr. and Mrs. Owl #ocs
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would u guys be interested in me doing a remastered version of the ellsee mitski pill bottle image t-shirt &/or a keychain…
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i like how all of my old VE art is Like That
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yeah
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deserved better
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doodlez πŸ•ŠοΈ
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the mere concept of qualified immunity is completely indefensible at every level
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Democrats are planning to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act when they take over Congress in January that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing
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if it’s this serious for you, you need to create your own characters and stop writing fanfiction.
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