Hector.

First West Coast mob to win a premiership without a bag of snow tucked into their socks #AFLGF

Classic case of being in Year 2 and jumping on the mic at assembly but the bloody year 7s didn't put the stand back down so now you look like a dwarfish cunt #AFLGF

Been some seriously good rigs rolling round the bay tonight. Hate working on Jetty Road in summer. – at Adelaide, South Australia

My auntie is my biggest fan on Facebook like holy shit she gets around me. – at Adelaide, South Australia

So 4 @Uber drivers have cancelled their ride with surge going on? Maybe they are just money hungry fucks like the cabs? ... awkward – at Adelaide, South Australia

First step is admitting you have a problem.

Lockout laws stop the sesh but not the violence lol #fuckthelockout – at Adelaide, South Australia

The real cruelty is that Max Dynamite came third when I had a hundy on for the win – at Adelaide, South Australia

Not a good day for your nails though you filthy fuck @oneofmanygemmas

There some thirsty hoes in some scary outfits tonight – at Adelaide, South Australia

There's a piece of shit senior citizen bowling beamers at cricket rn but I'm too thug to wear a helmet. This tweet is pointless. I'm bored. – at Crafers - Bridgewater, South Australia

HQ looks amazing. – at Adelaide, South Australia

Surely everyone unloads a massive shit before actually doing anything at the gym? – at Adelaide, South Australia

Yes please x – at Adelaide, South Australia

LIKE A VERSION IS UNREAL RN Closing the shop so no customers kill these vibes 😍 @triplej – at Adelaide, South Australia

Ripper bloody comment on the NineNews story bout the Unley schoolies tops 😂