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Jay Lassiter

@jay_lass

Award-winning writer and podcaster. Long-time court jester of NJ politics. Pro-abortion and pro-weed.

 New Jersey, USA
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Joined July 2008
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I’m in Dallas cleaning out the entire contents of my dear & departed (gay) Uncle David’s home. It’s… a lot. A 🧵maybe? – at Texas, USA
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Harrison Neely is a filthy fucking liar.
Harrison Neely (@HarrisonNeely) profile pictureHarrison Neely@HarrisonNeelyOct 30
Did you know it’s illegal to use campaign funds for personal expenses? @RebeccaForNJ07 (greedy millionaire) uses her political funds (special interest $) for her own private school childcare. Whatever is left over goes to false attack ads that no one seems to be believing.
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kacesq@kacesqOct 22
I remain amused that Tom Kean Jr, son of two term Gov, family name on a university, decides the path of attack against his opponent is that she's a millionaire. I hope his race is called at 8:01
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When this dumbass @KeanForCongress ran for US Senate back in 2006, his idiot staffers posed on my blog as “concerned Democrats” from the same IP address as their campaign HQ. I didn’t even know what an IP address was until a reporter from The New York Times (who called for comment about Tom’s deception) explained it to me.
Tom Kean (@KeanForCongress) profile pictureTom Kean
@KeanForCongressOct 22
In typical @RebeccaForNJ07 fashion, she can’t tell a straight story to New Jersey voters. Her latest ad features someone claiming to support her “as a Republican.” The truth? He’s actually a local Democrat party leader. If you have to fake bipartisan support in your ads, it means voters are seeing right through the act.
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Republicans want credit for their “Big Beautiful Bill.” They cut food assistance for 5 million people, including 1.5 million kids, to pay for tax breaks for billionaires. On November 3rd, we vote them out.
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When your friends go to Congress, then run into your mom protesting, or encouraging voting, or any combo of the two, then text you from the protest, you tweet it. Obvi... Give em hell, Congresswoman and mom. #gotv @AnaliliaForNJ @jay_lass
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I love watching Russians cry
UkrSportBase 🇺🇦 | Olympics (@Ukrsportbase) profile pictureUkrSportBase 🇺🇦 | Olympics@UkrsportbaseOct 14
Russian gymnast Angelina Melnikova breaks down in tears after the Netherlands refused to issue her a visa. She will miss the World Artistic Gymnastics Championships. Melnikova is known for her support of Russia's aggression against Ukraine.
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Hahhahaha @HarrisonNeely all that boot looking for nothing! CHUMP!!!!
Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) profile pictureShane Goldmacher
@ShaneGoldmacherOct 13
TRIAGE NEWS: The Congressional Leadership Fund and Trump's super PACs are cutting off their first GOP incumbents in NJ-7 and IA-1 as the party races to avoid more widespread losses in final three weeks. Also giving up OH-1 and MI-8. New at NYT —> nytimes.com/2026/10/13/sport…
Top G.O.P. Groups Pull Support From First House Incumbents

Top G.O.P. Groups Pull Support From First House Incumbents

Two major Republican super PACs are said to be withdrawing cash from the races of the incumbent Representatives Thomas H. Kean Jr. of New Jersey and Mariannette Miller-Meeks of Iowa in an effort to...

nytimes.com
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Saint Javelin
@saintjavelinOct 12
Russia bombs Ukrainian schools, kills civilians in their sleep: SILENCE Ukraine bombs a couple Russian bot farms:
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Covie
@covie_93Oct 12
You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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Oh boy @wxpnfm hitting us with Christmas music awfully early this year! Are we being punished for something?
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Chris Evert
@ChrissieEvertOct 8
Why are the "haters" attacking @CocoGauff ? She did everything within the rules. Honestly, Coco is the most genuine, thoughtful, humble human being you'll ever find. She is loved by everyone in the Tennis world. It's really disturbing to see her going through this turmoil.#kindness
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There will be dancing in the streets. And probably cocaine if we’re being honest.
Woke Former Senator (@WokeMitt) profile pictureWoke Former Senator@WokeMittOct 7
Top five cities to be in when it finally happens: 1. New York City 2. Los Angeles 3. Minneapolis 4. San Francisco 5. Chicago
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As a member of the Chili’s Waiter Alumni Association, I approve this message! 🌶️🍔🍟🥤💃🏼
Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis) profile pictureChili's Grill & Bar
@ChilisOct 6
NOT AT CHILI’S BABY 10.99 for a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and unlimited drink.
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Genocide wasn't a strong enough reason to close Europe's borders for Russian tourists, but perhaps we might find the threat of the Black Death unacceptable?
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Mike@hammeritoOct 5
we went from Hitler Youth Pope to two (2) Jesuits and turned the whole franchise around
𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) profile picture𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserieOct 3
Inside of 15 years the Roman Catholic Church changed its reputation from “backwards cabal of evil pedophilic rapists” to “the only major international social force taking a firm, humanist leadership role on the issues of the day”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Pope Leo XIV is an Augustinian friar who joined the Order of St. Augustine in 1977, the same year he earned his math degree from Villanova University, an Augustinian university located in the Philadelphia, PA suburbs. He is the first Augustinian ever elected pope. villanova.edu/university/med…
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Coco Gauff
@CocoGauffOct 5
Replying to @HHuotui
hey everyone, you can dislike me or disagree about what happened without being racist. the amount of racist comments/dms I’ve received in the last few hours is insane. Lastly, I ‘m not a cheater or a thief.
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The American Protestant mind cannot comprehend the spiritual power of the Irish Catholic Atheist
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Very funny that Israelis seems to believe they can win a world wide popularity contest against the Irish
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Dale Caldwell continues to “not be a distraction” in creative ways.
HoldThatThought (@HoldThatShow) profile pictureHoldThatThought@HoldThatShowOct 3
so, about that girlfriend, and the job. @DaleCaldwell explains the context behind the claim that he pressured others in state govt. to hook his g/f up with a job. @GovSherrillNJ #stafferone FULL INTERVIEW HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=U51dxOkp…
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Dale Caldwell’s “I don’t want to be a distraction” tour is going well
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