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Jayant Pai retweeted
The PM will be flying down all the way from Delhi, to Bengaluru, to inaugurate a bloody 7.5 km metro lane—splurging crores of tax-payers’ money for a few hours’ PR circus and consequently causing huge inconvenience to the public on a weekday.
Boy, we can’t be a serious country. It’s a bloody metro lane, man; not a global dais where you’re the raison d’être. For heaven’s sake, leave the inauguration and other menial jobs to the rank and file of the concerned department #NammaMetro
Jayant Pai retweeted
BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isn’t making any coherent sense. It’s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.
Jayant Pai retweeted
This is what @RahulGandhi should do on Twitter henceforth. Anything Narendra Modi posts about achievement or targeting the Congress, he should Quote Tweet it with “Let’s discuss this on a Live Debate”. The ratio will be so brutal always, he will stop tweeting
Jayant Pai retweeted
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first.
We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy.
While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
Jayant Pai retweeted
Arsenal are the only club in the Premier League that seem to get criticised for absolutely everything. Lose? Criticised. Draw? Criticised. Win? Criticised. Score from set pieces? Criticised. Score from open play? Criticised. Play physical? Criticised. Don't play physical? Criticised. Honestly, what exactly do people want from Arsenal?
Jayant Pai retweeted
24 घंटे हो गए मोदी जी। मैंने आपको चैलेंज दिया है।
आप कहते हो कि opposition देशद्रोही है। किसी भी स्टेज पे आप जगह चुनिए, डिबेट कीजिए मेरे साथ।
देशद्रोही कौन है? विदेशी फोर्सेस का कनेक्शन किसका है? और किस प्रकार का कनेक्शन है? जल्दी से जल्दी कीजिए, डरिए मत।
दोनों मिलेंगे, मीडिया होगी, देश के युवा होंगे, टेबल होगी, एक साइड आप बैठोगे, एक साइड मैं बैठूंगा। जिसको आप जज बनाना चाहते हो, बना दो। मोहन भागवत जी को बिठा दो, चलो। और फिर डिबेट करते हैं।
सवाल उठेंगे फाइनेंशियल सिस्टम पर, फाइनेंशियल स्ट्रक्चर पर, US डील कैसे हुई, क्यों हुई, इतनी जल्दी क्यों हुई, सिर्फ आपने क्यों की, कैबिनेट को क्यों नहीं बताया, अडानी का केस बंद क्यों हुआ, Epstein - ऐसी बहुत सारी चीजें हैं जिसपे खुलकर डिस्कशन होगा।
आ जाइए, डरिए मत।
दूध का दूध, पानी का पानी कीजिए।
आप एलिगेशन लगाते हैं ना मेरे ऊपर, आ जाइए, सब साफ हो जाएगा।
बाकी चीजों पे आपने defamation केस लगा रखा है, शायद 45 defamation केस मेरे ऊपर हैं।
मगर इस डिबेट मामले पे, foreign कनेक्शन पे आप defamation नहीं लगा रहे हो। लगाइए ना, वहाँ भी डिस्कस करेंगे, खुल के। ये सब डिस्कस करते हैं, आइए।
हैप्पी दिवाली, मोदी जी।
It’s been 24 hours since I challenged you, Modi ji.
You say the Opposition is anti-national. Choose any stage, any venue, and debate me on this - Who is anti-national? Who has connections with foreign forces? And what is the nature of those connections?
Let’s do this as soon as possible. Daro mat!
We’ll both be there. The media will be there. The youth of this country will be there. There will be a table. You’ll sit on one side, I’ll sit on the other. You can appoint whoever you want as the judge. You can even make Mohan Bhagwat ji the judge.
There will be questions about the financial system, the financial structure, how the US deal happened, why it happened and why so quickly, why you made the deal alone and didn’t inform the Cabinet, why the Adani case was closed, Epstein - and many other issues. We’ll discuss all of them openly.
Let the truth come out. Let everything be crystal clear.
You make allegations against me, don’t you? Come forward. Everything will become clear.
You’ve filed defamation cases against me over other matters. I think there are around 45 defamation cases against me.
But on this issue of the debate, on the question of foreign connections, you haven’t filed a defamation case. Go ahead, file one. We’ll discuss that openly too.
Happy Diwali, Modi ji.
Jayant Pai retweeted
Recognised once again as India's No. 1 management institute, IIMA has secured the top position in @IndiaToday’s Best B-School 2026 rankings.
#IIMA #IIMAShines #TopManagementInstitute #TopBSchool #BSchoolIndiaRankings
Jayant Pai retweeted
A ringside seat as @RahulGandhi takes the issue of #VoteChori head-on after stellar but brief speeches by the #India bloc leaders. The astonishing popular turnout today makes it clear: the message of #VoteBachaoDeshBachao has hit home. @INCIndia
Jayant Pai retweeted
If the enthusiasm and response are any indication #DilliChalo opposition rally is one of the largest since June 25, 1974 . Few take aways: Rahul sitting in a front seat of a roof less bus with all other opposition leaders occupying seats behind him reflects his acceptability as a leader of the entire opposition. 2. Serious all party mobilisation . 3. A slogan like Vote Chori getting traction. Let’s wait and watch . It will reflect in index of opposition unity in UP elections.
Jayant Pai retweeted
🚨THE VISUALS ARE RATTLING MODI-SHAH. 🥵
At Ramlila Maidan, original citizens hold up a massive banner displaying names deleted from voter list.
Gyanesh Kumar exposed by the people themselves.
Jayant Pai retweeted
🚨 AISA President Neha Bora just delivered a 3-minute masterclass during the public impeachment of CEC Gyanesh Kumar.
She dismantled the Modi-ecosystem and the Sanghis defending him.
3 MINUTES. ZERO FEAR. MAXIMUM DAMAGE. 🔥
The Entire propaganda machinery has been put on notice.
Jayant Pai retweeted
🚨 Arsene Wenger on reports Manchester City could face a 100-point deduction:
🗣️ Arsene Wenger: “One hundred points is not enough. It does not even begin to cover the damage they have done. For years they have spent money that other clubs could not match, signed players that other clubs could not compete for, and won titles that other clubs had no realistic chance of challenging. And now we are supposed to believe a points deduction is the full price of that.
“The Premier League has been distorted. The table has been distorted. The transfer market has been distorted. Clubs that tried to play by the rules have been left behind while one club operated on a different financial planet. A hundred points does not give those clubs their seasons back. It does not give them the players they lost in the market. It does not give them the titles that were decided before a ball was kicked.
“They should be relegated. They should be banned from Europe for longer than five years. The ownership should be forced to sell. And every title won during the period under investigation should be stripped. Anything less is an insult to every club that has been competing against an unfair advantage.
“I have said for years that financial rules only matter if they are enforced properly. If the evidence is as serious as these reports suggest, then one hundred points is the minimum, not the maximum. The damage they have caused to the competition is bigger than any single punishment that has been discussed. The league needs to show it is willing to protect itself. Right now, even a hundred points looks like a compromise.”
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Jayant Pai retweeted
ASTONISHING: CJP’s Ashutosh Ranka and Saurav Das still in judicial custody for trespass and violation of prohibitory orders while waving the tricolour at Jantar Mantar (not an act of violence by any reckoning), and Hindu Raksha Dal members who were caught on camera beating protestors out on bail (an act of brazen goondaism). Yeh hai kanoon??😡
Jayant Pai retweeted
"Don't worry, India's economy is absolutely fine. Excess liquidity causes market to crash as people are easily exiting due to ease of availability."
— Nirmala Sitharaman, FM of India
Jayant Pai retweeted
I turn 58 today. But that's under the old system.
I've adjusted the methodology, revised the base year to 2010, and recalculated the figures.
I hereby declare that I'm now a sprightly 16. And growing year on year.
Jayant Pai retweeted
Several of the listed areas have roots before 2014. Highways began with the National Highways Development Project in 1998. Renewable energy via the Jawaharlal Nehru National Solar Mission in 2010. Space programs include Chandrayaan-1 (2008) and Mangalyaan launch (2013). Digital foundations such as Aadhaar (2010), NPCI (2008) and 4G (2012) also predate, as does the National Manufacturing Policy (2011). Specific named efforts like Digital India (2015), UPI (2016), Make in India (2014), Vande Bharat (2019) and 5G (2022) started later.
Jayant Pai retweeted
It is important to go back to the evidence of vote chori brought by @RahulGandhi last year September to November as it was the most painstakingly researched findings from the physical voters list. Now that Gyanesh is caught with pants down it is important to revisit the evidence provided by RG for Karnataka , Haryana and Maharashtra. We owe this to our electoral democracy and the people who exercise their most precious right.
