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All anxious tendencies can be attributed to Tottenham Hotspur FC or the inability to putt! ⛳️

South West, England
Joined July 2009
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Calm down Microsoft Authenticator, no one is trying to log in to do my work, I promise.
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There are people out there who don’t even know what Teams is. They’ve never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They’re living the best life imaginable
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Omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" now I can finally pursue my passions.
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can't believe i'm defending LIV, but spare me the aggrieved-victim act. This guy had one tour win when he left, LIV gave him tens of millions, he prospered both there and globally, and now wants to play caged bird
"But the real winner? Tyrrell Hatton’s decision to roll with “I Want To Break Free” by Queen. A source told The Boys the selection was no accident and was being openly discussed in the locker room ahead of what could be Hatton’s final LIV start. The song can be heard clearly on the first round broadcast posted on the league’s YouTube channel." - @TheRealPJClark with some amusements and insights from LIV Indianapolis in today's newsletter
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I don't mean to be uncouth here but what the fucking hell are they doing to our sport
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Games like this give Americans ammunition to bleat that ‘soccer is boring’. Which is a bit rich when they love absolute muck like NFL and Baseball 😴
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I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on.
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Still feels wrong to have the men's major season end in July.
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IF YOU CANNOT FIND YOUR BALL BECAUSE YOU HIT SUCH A POOR SHOT THAT IT’S IN EITHER A HOSPITALITY TENT OR THE ADJACENT THICKET THEN MAYBE IT SHOULD BE TREATED AS A LOST BALL. Pro golf is so fucking stupid sometimes.
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Romeros Spurs career summed up in 60 seconds just then. Brilliant and then booked.
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Bellingham will get the headlines... but Djed Spence, after the disgusting headlines he has got... unbelievable performance off the bench 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤍
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If US soccer fans are interested in being wildly outclassed vs Europeans more often, I would like to introduce them to the Ryder Cup.
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USMNT 1-4 BELGIUM. Game to be replayed next Wednesday.
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One of the greatest #ThreeLions performance at a @FIFAWorldCup 👏
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Nuts like spacehoppers 👌⚽️ @HKane
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Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
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Some New York golf fans really not covering themselves in glory over the last 9 months
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I want to see no damn watering of Shinnecock Hills this evening. Do not tame the beast any longer. Bring on some damn chaos.
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It would be nice, just for a change, that every time a player swore during the golf coverage commentators would say, “I’m not going apologise for that language because he’s a grown man and well capable of bearing responsibility, and you watching this are a probably few beers deep and have used language today to make Gordan Ramsey blush, so let’s just head over to the 10th”
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I know tons of people have already said this, but these Emma Hayes snippets at water breaks are outstanding. Exactly what we’ve tried to do on the #Bundesliga Tactical Feed in recent years - get ideas across in a digestible way, and then show a clip to underline it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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