writer. i have a book called “Being Human, Then Decaying” that you should read. former snl writer.
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if you prefer things that aren’t made with AI i did write this book that you can get on deathlesspublishing.com
i’ve been stuck on second base for three days. no first base coach or third base coach to tell me what to do. i’m scared.
i’ve actually been investigating this guy for a while. it’s frustrating that news is getting out before i could get my case wrapped up and full essay written and out to publishers, but i guess i might as well come out with it now: it’s bill cosby.
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
and if you’re someone who easily gets the ick, im not your guy. i’m out here slipping on banana peels! daily!
me when i have to come up with a post so that i have an excuse for my camera roll being full of photos i took of college girls walking to class
This deserted street is at the center of Boston University, which is supposed to have about 40 thousand students. Most are nowhere to be found.
The students you do see all look completely miserable. Everyone is foreign- not just in origin but in the world they inhabit. Virtually, she is far away- China, Valhalla, the moon, It wouldn’t matter. it’s not the phone that transports her, it’s her head that’s in the clouds. And she is all of us.
Decades ago, this part of campus had the best parties. Now, unfriendly strivers in fantasy worlds. A Tower of Babel, and the split is more than superficially linguistic
