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Summit County, Colorado
Joined June 2007
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The solution to this 'problem' is to be authentic, say what you mean, mean what you say & strive for consistency. We're human. We don't have to be perfect. We go off the rails sometimes.... but being authentic is a choice.
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KOC needs to get Brosmer into the game. Wentz is cooked. Vikings are getting a QB before deadline tomorrow.
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He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
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Per AP, as of 7:26pm ET, Democratic challenger Eileen Laubacher leads Boebert by 3,266 votes or 0.9 percent with an estimated 97% of votes counted. #copolitics
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Remember this when these oligarchs try to rebrand themselves
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There’s a real irony in Republicans hoping that the late mail votes in Mississippi will rescue Cindy Hyde-Smith — just months after the RNC sued to void Mississippi’s ability to count late-arriving votes and lost at SCOTUS, 5-4.
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Dude really called his shot 🤯
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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They are projecting this in Las Vegas right now. Let’s go 🇺🇸!
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Apparently @NikkiHaley thinks anything transgender is more important than global thermal nuclear war. Literally said “Andrews would be terrible for SC” and transgenderism was her primary reason why. Transgender issues are the quintessential GOP dogwhistle. Hopefully South Carolinians see through it now. Trump shat in her mouth and she is still gaslighting viewers on NBC to help him retain power. Pathetic & desperate. Get a real job Nikki. You don’t deserve any public platform.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Everyone's a LOBO woof woof woof! 🐺
New Mexico football is ranked for the first time ever, in the 90-year history of the AP Poll.
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Did you know that yesterday was 901 days since @TheRoaringKitty posted his sitting up in the chair meme? 901 🪞 1:09 According to the TIME meme, that’s when the show begins! He also changed his pfp yesterday at 1:43pm. 143 days prior was June 9 (6/9) 1:09 1hr 9min 69mins 69/1:09 DOUBLE CONFIRMATION ITS TIME! $BP $GME $RKC $TSUKI @BPtreasury @BarkingPuppy8
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This is such bullshit. WTF?! @SecScottBessent
BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million. The $68 puts expiring today were 25% out of the money and cost $0.03 each. About 4,400 contracts traded, 90% at the ask. After Intel’s earnings, the puts hit $4.05, roughly a 135x gain (+13,400%). The Unusual Whales bot tagged the plays, too.
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The name "Dan Sullivan" showing up twice on the Alaska ballot doesn't bother me. The name "Donald Trump" appearing in the Epstein files THOUSANDS of times does.
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This is easily THE most DEVASTATING clapback I have ever heard, by any candidate, from either party. trump said he wants metal detectors for El-Sayed. El-Sayed says sure, but lie detectors for YOU. First question: EPSTEIN. He is SO good at this.🔥
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Not to my knowledge.
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Does MOASS start in two hours? Asking for a friend. $GME 🐱
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