Joined September 2010
Quite a morning. Had to drag my ass to the gym. Really didn’t want to go. Been in a funk all week. Got there and found out I won a drawing. Weights flying. Like gravity had been turned down. Then I discovered some fool left the safety rails on the squat rack just laying there unattached.
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Can’t finish the build cause the motor’s smoked. Drill issue
2”x4” is actually 1.5” x 3.5” Mill issue
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It’s after midnight And something evil’s lurking in the dark Thrill issue
continental congress runs out of room signing declaration of independence quill issue
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Bombarded with affiliate codes Shill issue
Sisyphean sized boulder Hill issue
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Post gets ducked up Autofill issue
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Steak is over cooked Grill issue
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Pickles are sweet. Dill issue.
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The feeling when the idiots you muted a long time ago are once again confirming the reason you muted them.
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Don't be a retard, get labs
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Biceps tendonitis at the shoulder? Biceps tendonitis at the elbow? Triceps tendonitis? All covered here unfckyourelbow.com
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7 “massage parlors” raided today in my town/county. Arrested Johns and hoes. I guess there is a such thing as a bad blow job. Imagine getting your knob swabbed and SWAT busts in. Probably worse than teeth.
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Twenty nine years ago. We’ve gotten thick together and back to thin. She’s seen me much worse and back to better. Thankfully, no real sickness (outside of booze) but mostly health. Somehow, some way I managed not to screw it up.
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Currently at an 80s cover band concert and everyone is old.
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Elk back strap from 2nd American Chattanooga TN. Fantastic
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Do all women want to wrangle all the monkeys? My wife wants to take care of everything in her office that is not her problem. For example, she called me because the toilet broke. I went to diagnose because she was alone and the owner is an hr away. Needs a new handle. “Can you fix it?” Yeah, but I’m not. Not my problem, not your problem, it’s their problem. (She could flush with the chain) Now someone dropped some blinds at the door. Don’t belong to the office, no id, they were apparently customer p/u. “Should I call Home Depot?” No, do you have a dumpster? “They’re perfectly good!” So, donate them. “Someone’s missing their blinds!” They should’ve come back by now. Not your problem. So much energy that could be redirected.
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techdad retweeted
Replying to @AntiDoc
@AntiDoc Appreciate you putting this up. A year ago I wouldn’t have believed this was possible. Training, food, and the plan were all on point. If someone’s on the fence, get on the waitlist. Worth the wait. You won’t be disappointed.
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Get your wife dialed in, you won’t regret it. This is step 1.
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GM Headphones died after second set because in an idiot. Didn’t die. Got it done.
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Taste like Root beer.
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