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JBS

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CFC | Psychoanalysis | Finance

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Joined October 2015
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I assume many will have received an email today which comes at a similar time as the last one. When erm there was a lot of negativity. Strangely convenient. At least this time they attest to “run the survey every 3–4 months”. Finally catching up to modern times, you’d hope.
JBS (@jbsticks) profile pictureJBS@jbsticksJan 6
What would have been interesting for truly measurable data is to have had similar survey “during times of on-pitch success” for example August 2025 after we won the CWC.
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Perfect representation of the new Chelsea wave. Out with the old. CFC LDN.
TheSecretScout (@TheSecretScout_) profile pictureTheSecretScout
@TheSecretScout_Oct 29
Chelsea’s Chizzy Ezenwata playing the piano on his way back from the UEFA youth league This is beautiful to see 💙
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@CFCDailyOct 29
❗️JUST IN: It is understood Estevao's limited role under Alonso is not the result of a fall-out, and purely down to tactical and technical decisions. [@kierangill_DM]
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Kieran Gill knows at some point he will have to ring his source to confirm whether the moon is real after seeing Chelsea fans theorise that BlueCo invented its magnetic pull for pure profit.
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LK.@LKCOYBOct 29
— You turned on Palmer last season — You abused Joao Pedro in his first few months — Many have even turned on Caicedo many times to appease rivals. Unsurprised by this with Xabi. You’ll run back (as you always do) when it’s rosy.
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Tonight will be Xabi Alonso’s 11th game in charge of Chelsea. It will be a sackable offence if he doesn’t have us playing the way his Leverkusen side played in his 2nd and 3rd seasons there.
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Need to see this aimed towards the old age season ticket crowd at Stamford Bridge.
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It might finally drive them away and free up more season tickets for fans who actually enjoy things.
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Seems the inevitable has happened for some on here. Two months in and now Alonso is a bad manager. From thinking we could never appoint such a manager, to now he’s actually not good enough. It’s a legacy from Roman and the main reason Chelsea fans get taken the piss out of.
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If you “think the owners are watching” and are “scared of further protests”. Who would care about the opinions of those who don’t actually know what they want.
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Or the best/worst is when they try to stack stats up to give their argument weight. Maresca won the stats and you hated it. Alonso doesn’t win the stats and you hate it. “Don’t care just wanna win games.” There’s a word for that type of fan and that is why we get laughed at.
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Chelsea fans don’t know what they want. When we had Poch they called it chaos ball, when we had Maresca they said the football was boring as shit and now they’re complaining again.
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Too harsh a report? A breakdown on mistakes and saying a manager got everything wrong on the day? Maybe with a different fanbase, Kieran. We deal in Roman-porned brain caricatures of sack everyone, sell absolutely everyone bubble on here when facing adversity. You are safe.
Kieran Gill (@kierangill_DM) profile pictureKieran Gill
@kierangill_DMOct 25
Do let me know if I've been too harsh on Xabi Alonso & Co in my Chelsea-Tottenham analysis here: dailymail.com/sport/football…
KIERAN GILL: Alonso lost goodwill of fans with tactical disaster

KIERAN GILL: Alonso lost goodwill of fans with tactical disaster

Chelsea never looked like winning. They had the odd chance but it was all a passive exercise, and that was on Alonso, whose approach betrayed what this derby is supposed to be about.

dailymail.com
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It was clear to see what being platformed as a consistent starter would eventually produce in Jackson. It was circumstantial with us. He wouldn’t start ahead of our current front three but he also deserves more than to be a back up.
JBS (@jbsticks) profile pictureJBS@jbsticksAug 25
I think Jackson clearly wants to be starter. Reports of personally requesting to leave last summer after Joao Pedro signed. We looked for a sale, then wanted to keep him after injuries, but he still wanted out. No need to sell but if he wants a more central role, fair enough.
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Alonso has come in and ticked both boxes.
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Kieran Gill (@kierangill_DM) profile pictureKieran Gill
@kierangill_DMOct 23
August, September, October last season saw Chelsea receive six red cards, including one for Maresca. #CFC yet to see red under Alonso, who told us how he sought to tackle that problem in here:
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Two deals that were negotiated for months and signed together over the last six weeks. Incredibly complex and regulated. Client hospitality can be a very big draw in finance but it is also very draining.
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JBS (@jbsticks) profile pictureJBS@jbsticksAug 28
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And with that my stint in the US comes to an end for business. Now a tour of a few states to unwind for the next few weeks.
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Back 3 weeks early. Deals can happen if there isn’t in-house obfuscation. Which funnily ended two months ago…
JBS (@jbsticks) profile pictureJBS@jbsticksJun 13
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America I am in you for the next six months.
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INEOS is what that dark stinky corner of Chelshit fans think Clearlake are. Makes it even funnier that INEOS bought the players those fans wanted at Chelsea.
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Heavy Burnham influence if so. Retains his Manchester rejuvenation pledge by protecting the owners’ investment plan. If they’re forced to sell it will be against his dying wishes. But you can’t help but feel the developments will forever be tainted now.
Sam C (@SamC_reports) profile pictureSam C
@SamC_reportsOct 19
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City are expected to face a HUGE points deduction that would guarantee relegation to the Championship, following guilty verdicts on the vast majority of their 115 financial charges. A further points deduction next season could keep City in the Championship for at least TWO seasons. Relegation to League Two is considered unlikely. [Daily Mail]
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In their pockets now. Which stupidly from his side, I don’t think he expected to reach number 10 so fast.
JBS (@jbsticks) profile pictureJBS@jbsticksOct 2
There’s an interesting parallel in why Burnham is concerned about City’s owners’ investment in Manchester. The ownership is intrinsically tied to Manchester’s housing. If investment is pulled then Phase 3 is at risk (not before allowing eye watering amounts of private housing)
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