Jayden “Hog Cranker” Daniels

Fuck a Powerade I’m drinking an upgrade nigga

Prof said fuck it and chucked on the juice world Fortnite event to end class #grit

Who says galaxy gas is bad for you. I’m making a living off this shit

Go get dressed Sam

You know your with a brutal crew when some dude goes “you still on ur first beer bro” yea bro im definitely not just using the same glass

I am still mourning the loss of JD and I am thinking abt the future of the franchise while I need to make a 20 min presentation in 3 hours and I genuinely haven’t even started #kms

Jordan Travis I still believe in you

How risky is the airport dine and dash. Found out that it’s 11 for a Michelob and I happen to be on my fifth. I’m guessing they will not chase me to Spain.

My summer internship can be summed up by one project - reaching 10000 on CR and today we did just that. First and foremost I want to thank God, my family, and my boss. #blessed

“Yo grab some action shots of me hucking cube” #phag

Man this whole public transportation thing has me hating minorities and fat people more and more everyday

If I see one more of these fucking reels I’m retiring from scrolling

No one I hate more than phags that post almost Friday on their ig story. Like we get it bro you drink beer 🤙

To the j mikes employee singing shaboozy please stfu we are not a a bar getting tipsy it’s 12 on a Monday. I’m done with this whole job thing

Just got ruined one of my roommates came in and begged to hit my vape and instead of handing it back to me he tried to fifa it back to me and it knocked my beer over. It spilled all over my shit he hits me with a my bad and leaves without cleaning it. #CanthaveshitinDetroit

Bring back last day of class pizza parties. I’m having one by myself before my 3 classes today #zen

Are we serious #shrink my sociology professor

Window seat on a flight stuck behind a sleeping chink and a grandma ripping sudoku. The 5 pre flight beers need to get pissed out.

My aunt just texted me “I’m sure you have internships already lined up for the next two summers so we weren’t expecting you for the family golf tournament” I made a linked in account last week