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i’m not jeff hoffman. "college" "student". i’m GREAT at fantasy football, i miss ranger suarez. nearly 650 elo. ousmane kromah diehard.

Miami Beach, FL
Joined August 2019
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My name is Booman my name is not Jeff
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Paper chasing tell the paper I’m right behind ya Real gs move in silence like
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This is just ridiculous. I’ve supported the IB fantasy football twitter for years, but this may be my final straw. This team has heart, a soul. Coming off a win against the #1 ranked in the power rankings we see a #12 ranking. Ridiculous. Artist liberty is real only to a point 🥲
Replying to @ibfantasyleague
12. Jed :📉3 spots Negatives: The CD trade fried him. Rb2 is braelon Allen who may not be startable w Breece back. Saquon looks solid if he’s healthy but not elite rb1. Not a single consistent wr. 0 WR or rb depth (1/2)
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Bro don’t listen to girls for drake recommendations, especially if they thing new Drake is better than the old Drake. Actually, just don’t listen to girls about anything. This is close to the worst song I’ve ever heard
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It’s time #soon
Sources: Colts WR Josh Downs is requesting a trade from Indianapolis.
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Had such an odd dream but I’m not going to tell you what happened because it’s too odd and I’d get into trouble
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It gets to 4 am and I need to make a decision. Stay awake until tomorrow or get 5 hours of sleep? today I chose to ride out this storm
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Is there any difference between this and guys buying packs of condoms? Sorry for being based
gay son with the step back 3 to take the lead #obliterate
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it was so much worse than I thought it would be
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You really should be able to FaceTime AI
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Breece’s reign is over.
Braelon Allen this season: -3.8 yards after contact per rush (3rd among 39 RBs) -27.5% tackles avoided per rush (4th) +0.97 rush yards over expected per rush (5th)
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Am I stupid to think that Viltrum is naturally possible even without direct intervention though lots of natural selection?
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Grown ass man was just a baby 😛😲😳 I just spent a light 80💯💰🤑
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3 hour drive no music or 3 full days no technology at all
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Daniel jones! Fuck you!!!
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Josh Downs has been out of it completely. He needs to be traded, a change of scenery and a coaching staff that believes in him could make him an OPOY. A team like the @Eagles would be perfect I think. Or anyone but the colts. They abuse him terribly
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(Not) Jeff Hoffman retweeted
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Ask anyone brah that’s ME!😭😭😭
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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It’s time to PONDER!!!!!
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Lebron/Maxey/Brown and Taylor/Abaev/Ponder Hoops all 2026-2027. Who has it better than me?
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