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Jerod Santo

@jerodsanto

Head of Media @SocketSecurity (https://nitter.cf/t.co/el0M7zLLW6). I used to do software. I still do, but I used to, too.

 Omaha, Nebraska
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All of my best cron jobs get * * * * * reviews
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When Claude Code attacks! 😱
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Either: A) Nobody here sees my posts B) I'm just not funny I was preparing to accept B, but the nerds on Reddit saved my ego: Nobody here sees my posts reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor…
From the ProgrammerHumor community on Reddit: thisFourObsessionIsGettingOutOfHand

From the ProgrammerHumor community on Reddit: thisFourObsessionIsGettingOutOfHand

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@jerodsantoOct 28
Remember when 6-7 spread through the kids like a mind virus with an R₀ in the double digits?
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If 25 is elderly I’m an ancient of days…
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@trikcodeOct 29
I am doing a project about elderly vibecoders If you are a vibecoder and over 25 please DM
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Remember when 6-7 spread through the kids like a mind virus with an R₀ in the double digits?
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One of my most deployed refrains about the software industry has been: “The only thing that’s constant is change.” Still, true. But it’s quickly ceding ground to: “The only thing that’s certain is uncertainty.” 🔛 jerodsanto.net/2026/10/vibe-…
Vibe cloning all the things

Vibe cloning all the things

I’m observing a change in my computing desires that is both exciting and concerning. Exciting because my life is more fun and fulfilling this way. Concerning because of what it all means. Let me …

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@SocketSecurityOct 26
The Simpsons tried to warn us... 🥦
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I'm observing a change in my computing desires that is both exciting and concerning. I don't really want other people's software anymore. I much prefer my own, personalized clone of other people's software. jerodsanto.net/2026/10/vibe-…
Vibe cloning all the things

Vibe cloning all the things

I’m observing a change in my computing desires that is both exciting and concerning. Exciting because my life is more fun and fulfilling this way. Concerning because of what it all means. Let me …

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Prior art: xkcd.com/221/
Random Number

Random Number

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@IntCyberDigestOct 20
‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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ignorance is bliss
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@5eniorDeveloperOct 22
BBC: Hablaremos con nuestro experto en seguridad de BBC respecto a la vulnerabilidad de PHP. El experto en seguridad: No sabía que PHP existía hasta ayer en la mañana.
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@SocketSecurityOct 23
Good news, everyone! PHP2Shell exploits are a massive fail (so far) 🤞
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My latest @SocketSecurity explainer covers these nasty PHP vulns, why non-devs should care, and what everyone should be doing to limit their impact 💜
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Full coverage ~> socket.dev/blog/php-critical…
PHP Patches Critical RCE Vulnerabilities, Organizations Urged to Take Unpatched Sites Offline

PHP Patches Critical RCE Vulnerabilities, Organizations Urged to Take Unpatched Sites Offline

PHP releases emergency patches for two critical RCE vulnerabilities as agencies urge organizations to take unpatched sites offline.

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@SocketSecurityOct 21
🚨 LiteLLM, a Python package for connecting to AI model providers with 92M+ monthly downloads, has been compromised. Version 1.107.0 ships credential-stealing malware through PyPI wheels and Docker images, targeting cloud credentials, developer secrets, and AI tools.
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no seriously who is on first
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I was skeptical until Claude said the magical, hyphenated word so good I don't even have to tell you what it is...
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@SocketSecurityOct 19
Don't tell Michael Scott the bankruptcy system is down
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Oh, why not? dev-null.sh/@jerodsanto
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Jerod Santo (@jerodsanto) on /dev/null

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Last week I switched to vertical tabs What was immediately strange and off-putting has quickly become familiar and preferable Maybe you can teach old dogs new tricks after all
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I gotta believe the 🚡 emoj usage hit all-time highs after this, the best SNL sketch since Washington's Dream RBF squad! 🚡🟧➗🤿🏤 🔛 jerodsanto.net/2026/10/snl-a…
SNL got me actin' like an Aerial Tramway

SNL got me actin' like an Aerial Tramway

Every generation believes that their Saturday Night Live cast was the best and that the current cast is the worst. It just so happens that my generation’s SNL cast (mid ’90s) featured Chris Farley, …

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✨ 3 new macOS apps ✨ 2 are vibe clones ✨ 1 happy user
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