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That's the best thing about the universe. Unpredictable. That's why it's so much fun.

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I am simultaneously so proud to be a Philly bitch while so ashamed to be an American – at Philadelphia, PA
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I repeatedly harassed Fetterman via email until I got a check sent to me. This works. Do it.
If you donated to Haley Stevens through ActBlue, you can use your donation receipt email to request a refund from ActBlue.
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Shouldn’t we have heard from @gretchenwhitmer by now?
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Pat McAfee's face has been turning into Pete Hegseth for like a year now and I need someone to tell me if this is a surgery thing or a political thing.
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Fuck the flopping ass Knicks Fuck that ghoul bitch Adam Silver PLAY THE SONG
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When the morning bathroom lighting hits juuust right ✨
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Working remotely means I'm about to take my laptop to the Russian spa and sip on kvass while coding in a banya hat.
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Jesus christ I must be a decrepid ass, out of touch millennial bc when I looked this person up, I noted that the kids are saying she's a femcel.. and I did not know what that was, but now I do, and now I'm feeling even more sad about the future.
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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Thank God having hooded eyes is "in" again. Now someone make an eyeliner for us that doesn't require witchery to look good
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The thing about contempt is it feels like perception. You're sure you're hearing a bad broadcaster. You're actually hearing a woman being audible in a room you'd decided was yours, & discomfort is easy to mistake for an opinion when nobody's ever asked you to tell the two apart.
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Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
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$320 for two rounds trip tix ➡️ Philly to NYC on Amtrak vs the Chinatown bus for $68...I will gladly suffer the pissy bus smells to save $250 any fucking day.
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James Harden is a cum sock
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Please help us make every Knicks fan miserable, Bron.
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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One day soon, my property value is gonna skyrocket bc all of these Rizzite Italians will be dead. I can't wait.
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Bona? More like BONER
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Fuck the Nova Knicks!
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Oh no, Miller high life tastes good to me again for the first time in a decade... RIP my liver
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The day HE dies and the day Nick gets fired are gonna have me running, full nude, up Broad St
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So incredibly jealous of the French youth for not being lazy, pathetic pussies like we are.
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