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An all-caps obituary: HE LIVED BIGLY AND DIED THE BEST DEATH IN THE HISTORY OF DEATHS. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DEATH. PEOPLE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT HIS DEATH FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND WILL THANK HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE FOR HIMSELF. HE WAS A STABLE GENIUS THAT MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. SAD! BUT HE OUTLIVED SLEEPY JOE BIDEN AND OTHER PROMINENT AND HATEFUL RADICAL LEFT LIBERALS. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERED TO THE 45TH AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. A PERMANENT GOLDEN STATUE OF THE MONARCH WILL BE ERECTED NEXT TO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT AND WILL STAND ONE FOOT TALLER THAN THE FAMOUS OBELISK BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE PRESIDENT, WHO DIED IN HIS FIFTH TERM IN OFFICE AFTER DELIGITIMIZING THE WOKE US CONSTITUTION, NO ONE HAS BEEN A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN HIM ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AND HE DESERVES THE TALLEST STATUE IN THE DC-VIRGINIA-MARYLAND METRO AREA. AMONG TRUMP'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS FROM HIS MULTIPLE TERMS ARE OUTSOURCING GOVERNING, LOWERING THE AVERAGE AMERICAN LIFE EXPECTANCY AND LITERACY RATE, BRINGING BACK RARE VIRUSES, REDISTRIBUTING CITIZEN WEALTH TO THE ULTRA RICH, OPENING TORCHER FACILITIES IN SANCTUARY CITIES, AND JAILING JUDGES WHO RULED AGAINST HIM IN CIVIL AND CRIMINAL COURTS. THERE WILL BE A MAGA MEMORIAL SERVICE OPEN TO ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN VICTIMIZED BY DEI. PRICE OF ADMISSION IS $10,000 PER PERSON. FOR AN EXTRA $2,000, ATTENDEES CAN POSE FOR A PICTURE WITH THE ROYAL CORPSE.