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I’m a trans bathroom anger guy but only for Lionel Messi. He should have to use the little kid urinal in the men’s room because he was born to be 4’4” and received height-affirming hormone therapy

Parents should do ethnicity reveals instead of gender reveals for their children. Imagine the excitement of finding out your friends are having a Chinese baby

The Riyadh Comedy Festival is the only comedy festival in the world with real live slaves!

My mom drank a bunch of Dr. Pepper when she was pregnant and it made me powerful and mischievous

He’s gonna kiss his son in the lips again

Maybe blasting Charlie Kirk in the neck was just someone’s Van Wilder style senior prank?

RIP Charlie Kirk, got his penis stuck in a hot tub jet and drowned

John Reep is filming his next special in Tel Aviv

I’m ready to become the liberal Joe Rogan (I’m dumb as shit but I can convince other dumb guys that I’m smart)

ChatGPT? No thanks I’m trying to see some FatTITs

Alabama, Arkansas, pussy, titty, dick and balls (sorry I’m late to the discourse)

Oh your dog’s scared of fireworks? Tough shit my cat loves them, I taught her to use a lighter and hold a bottle rocket in her little paws and she’s gonna be launching those fuckers over your fence all night long

Not gonna be so cute when the Rizzler goes through puberty and becomes the Jizzler

If New York elects a Muslim Socialist Mayor, San Francisco must one-up them by electing a Chinese Hotep

I think war in the Middle East is gonna go well this time, we’re due

He had a crack in the middle of his butt. The butt, it’s supposed to be solid. You’re supposed to be able to sit on it.

Israel bombed Iranian nuclear power plants because they heard there were daycare centers inside them

Great news everybody

(To the tune of Du Hast) HE HE HATE HE HATE ME